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Smullen-ish

Smu-llen-ish: adj. & n.

1) a term used to describe an act of selfishness unwarranted and beyond description.

2) to act in an egotistic, narcissistic, narrow-minded and self-centred manner.

3) to exercise ones "Jewishness" and adhere to all beliefs that handouts, whether they be monetary, life tips or general advice, should not be administered to anyone, other than those who are Jewish.

4) to deceive others in order to obtain their riches

Etymology: "Smullen" is a derived from the latin phrase 'unam parvus,-a,-um mentula" meaning "one of small penis"

Historically the name 'Smullen' is of Irish origin, being first recorded in 1840, however, in order to deceive people 'the jews' took unto this name as to conduct secretive missions of 'jewishness' in the disguise of the Irish.
Person A: Oh man i've forgot my money at home and the bus is here. Could you spot me £1?

Person B: Sorry man, I've only got £10 note, I was gonna use it to get a bottle of water... You know how I like my water, only the best for my temple of a body. I can't help it if you're poor. Look I'd help you out but I don't like coins in my pocket. Unless you're willing to give me at least 300% interest?? Might as well do it, I'm sure you've got an exam in about 30mins and the next bus is in 40mins... You should have been jewish.

Person C: (overlooking and hearing the conversation) Damn that Person B guy is acting bare "smullen-ish
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Smulean

Someone who wastes their money on the singing app smule, thinking they’re talented and good at singing. Though they’re horrible and are lacking good grades in school. People who use this app are most likely to be imbeciles and have no IQ whatsoever.
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Alissa: Yes why?
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Alissa: Man she’s such a smulean ew...
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smumbo

Used to describe a tall person who is trying unconciously to be meaningful by questioning what is known to them outloud, while trying to find the answers themselves.
The smumbo sat on a desk, his feet on his chair, while teaching the class about his ideas on teaching itself.
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Smump

To kiss
#1- guess what!?

#2- omg what!?

#1- i totally got smumped out last night! i swear it was the time of mah life :
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soulmaid

When you feel served with your soul mate
Where is my soulmaid, I feel lonely now
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SMUL

SMUL means "Sums up my life" which can be used at the beginning of a sentence to mean "sums up my life".
Jack: Eating chicken everyday like you just don't care.
Bob: SMUL
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Finn wolfhards soulmate

Soulmate name is lily, they will die old together have children and they will be the perfect family. Nobody will ever break them apart
Lola: oh look it’s Finn wolfhards soulmate!
James: OMG LILY!!
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