Social Smoker

Someone who doesn't know whether they're coming or going.

They know smoking is bad, but do it anyway from time to time at social gatherings, i.e. clubs and bars, just to fit in and seem "cool".

They produce the opposite effect.

Real smokers and non-smokers alike, know these people are just losers who can't fit in with the crowd so they have to copy others to do so.

Plus they never buy their own packs because they're too cheap, so they beg around for cigarettes, and most of them just puff.

Bob : "Wtf is Marc trying to do with that cig? He doesn't even smoke"

John : "Meh.. who cares, he's just trying to impress"

Bob : "What? The ash tray? He looks like a penis"

John : "Yea well, he's not getting any cigs from me"

Bob : "Cheap ass social smoker ; we should beat his ass to death with a carton of smokes"

John : "Ok, hand me the burrito"

by Richi Rich July 21, 2009

Smoker

noun. A phrase used to describe a person who would give a fellatio to another man

by Stevey Dent December 8, 2002

patchouli smoker

someone whose is freeded from societal obligations, like getting a job or taking a shower.

B is such a patchouli smoker that he acctually voted for Kerry.

by ThaDudesBro August 16, 2006

Smokers Thumbs Up

A "smokers thumbs up" has the same meaning as the regular "thumbs up" but involves a nice twist. Instead of an erect thumb and clenched fist, the smokers way is either: act as if your holding a pipe with a finger over the carborator or rush, but all without the pipe, or act as if holding a lighter, just with out the lighter.

"Dude are your parents asleep yet?"
*Smokers Thumbs Up*
"Aright thanks"
*Ignites Lighter*

by mannyman24 August 4, 2009

claustrophobic smoker

A person who greatly dislikes smoking cigarettes in closed in areas.

i cant smoke in here, i am to much of a claustrophobic smoker

by BigLutz January 22, 2010

Butt Smoker

A homosexual male who blows cigarette smoke up his lover's anus.

I heard that Jeb is a Butt Smoker. His favorite sex act is to take two puffs off a Camel Light and blow it up his poo-partner's ass. Now that's fucking sick.

by Soul Controller May 6, 2011

pole smoker

what my ex boyfriend is

My ex-boyfriend Mark is a pole smoker.

by Stacy February 22, 2004