smishing

The usually involuntary act of clenching the anus while in the middle of passing a bowel moving. This generally leads to a messy situation.

I've been smishing a lot late, it's a good thing I bought stock in Charmin!

by snugw0w April 16, 2009

Stashing the weasel

Stashing the weasel is when your wife or girlfriend has over a period of time milked your weasel for all it's worth and left you for dead writhing on the floor without even a single drop of semen left in you. So after that you vow to never let that sex crazed maniac assault you again,therefore you tape the weasel up and under to your butt cheeks as to not stimulate her with the throbbing bulge your packing.

Chris started the payback by Stashing the weasel after
the weekly abuse he had been subjected to by the sex fiend that was sometimes refered to as his wife!

by squirtdonkeys February 12, 2007

General Box Smashington

1) A proper noun referring to the fictional character which lives inside each and every one of us men. This persona is responsible for our obnoxious and over the top sex drive. This component of one's personality is found in the tip of the penis, guiding a man's thoughts and actions toward a sweet slice of pussy pie. Men will often ignore the importance of everything but the tiny fuckhole attached to the female they lust.

2) A verb used with much versatility. Its meaning is to dominate anything in any way or form. If a male takes control of a situation and ensures the outcome is his desire. Meanings can be sexual or non-sexual.

1) General Box Smashington is ordering Greg to smash the delicious box of that dirty little sex puppet with dick eyes staring at him from across the room.

2) James went Box Smashington on that calculus exam. He got 96%.

by carsyF February 7, 2010

smoshing

The art of slow-motion moshing.

A mix between moshing and slow.
smosh mosh slow

We were smoshing to the slower song at the rock concert.

by WooLyR December 9, 2008

smashin

means having so much fun that it's like being on ectasy, but not really on ectasy. Your just enjoying the high of life; enjoying the absolute joy of every thing on the world and wanting to die in harmony. The perfect feelings of consiousness of Utopia.

The party was very smashin that people where feeling like they were flying.

by vboone December 5, 2010

Smashinize

1.To virtually destroy an object or person using only gravity and one's own strength

Fool, Jame's car just got smashinized at the impound yesterday.

by Delta_217 May 29, 2008

smashin' ass

Sitting around, doing nothing

Me calling my 81 year old father: "Hey, Dad, whatcha doin'?" My dad: "Smashin' ass."

by HeyLazlo July 11, 2011