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Smart Assery

The vocabulary used to speak with consistent witicisms in a pretentious manner with intent of creating humor at the expense of the blissfully unaware.
Meg and I argued with fervent smart assery when Jacob contested the theory of evolution.
by Virginia Plath March 8, 2009
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Smart redneck

Does typical redneck things but will talk to you hours on end about philosophy, history and science all while drinking a case of bud light.
Smart redneck: Skeeter's the smartest redneck at the bar until he gets past 12 bud lights, then it's anybody's guess
by Smart redneck December 10, 2018
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ghetto-smart

a ) (adj): neither school-smart, street-smart, nor trade-smart
b) (being)-noun: the ability to be a carrot in god's potato field in the sense that you only possess knowledge and skills that you learned in, and that are only relevant to, your ghetto neighborhood
If you grew up in certain parts of NDG, Montreal, Canada, you are probably ghetto-smart, as opposed to St Henri, where people are more street-smart and/or trade-smart
by Sexydimma January 1, 2015
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Too Smart

When the average person can't compete with your level of intelligence. It's a huge turn-on for a woman to have above average intelligence
She's way too smart, how am i supposed to get her to like me?
by GOD517 May 28, 2018
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Smart Phone Stupid

The act of using one's smart phone to call someone for information you could have looked up on your smart phone by yourself.
Why call the theater for movie times when you could have just looked it up on your smart phone stupid?
by grasscarp99 November 15, 2011
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Smartanus

Mostly male person who enjoys ending friendly arguments over scientific matters, which could have gone for hours and would have entertained both the people arguing and the audience, by pulling out his smartphone and declamating "on wikipedia, it says..". Is closely related to the hipster. The smartanusness of an individual is inversely correlated to its self-esteem and penis size.
John: "Man, I am totally sure! Tomatoes grow on trees!"
Jack:"Dude, where do yo get this from? Tomatoes are roots!"
Corey: "On Wikipedia, it says..."
John: "Put that phone down, you Smartanus, or I´ll shove it up your ass!"
by tadahbadumtss June 24, 2012
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Smart Car Jamboree

A gathering of little people inside a smart car, usually for a violent orgy
Smart Car Jamborees are the leading cause of smart car destruction in the United States.
by dddefinition September 23, 2014
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