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boner smoker

Someone who is a total gaylord, sucks an extraordinary amount of penis, or in general did something super mega gay to deserve this title.

Includes all types of boners: hickory smoked, steamed, barbecued, grilled, mesquite, etc.
"God, Brady is such a boner smoker."

"Shawn was creeping again on another drunk girl? What a fucking boner smoker."
by Mitch Comer March 24, 2008
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fake smoker

one who leads others to believe that he is addicted to cigarette smoking but does not actually inhale cigarette smoke
-wow kyle smokes way too many cigarettes now
-yeah but hes a fake smoker so im not too worried about him
-OH i get it! because smoking makes you cool
- ( :
by lars tullenson July 7, 2008
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Smoker

A greasy and weird person that everyone strongly dislikes. Smokers usually have greasy hair and wear the same clothing every day.

This person will tend to hang around with you or your group of friends. A Smoker is someone you have ditched or attempted to ditch before.

To avoid a smoker just yell "smoker" then run away as fast as you can. Smokers are usually slow and will not be able to follow you.
Bob- "I hate that guy. He's such a smoker."

Phillip- " oh hear he comes, Smoker!!"
Bob- "Run!"

Derek- "look out hear comes a smoker."
by MADDOG199411 June 15, 2011
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cock smoker

one who smokes copious amounts of cock
"gees you smoke some serious cock"
by edos December 8, 2003
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Slaker

A person who displays an overall lack of motivation. These individuals typically avoid responsiblity and situations that require work. Pronounced "Slay-ker"
Kevin never does shit at work. He is a complete slaker!
by Jraczkow April 19, 2007
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Smoker

A person who doesn't care about the people around them or care about how they smell. Often surrounded by burn spots from dropped cigarettes or accidental burns.
Tom is a smoker. He smells terrible.
by kaosmoker September 30, 2018
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Snaker

Somebody who cuts in front of your line while snowboarding/skateboarding/etc. The biggest asshole in the world.
While riding up to the second table, Jimmy is cut off by the slowest skier in the world, who's idea for fun is to ride off the lip of table tops and land several milliseconds later, only to fall several feet from the knuckle and slow down the entire group which are waiting to hit it. He is displeased so he catches up to the skiing fag, pushes him over, and screams
"Fuck you! You little snaker twat!"
by TangClock February 23, 2009
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