snooze

an act, generally by a woman, of biting down on a man's penis in response to an alarm cock

Jerry: wake up *smacks Britney in the face with his cock* ALARM COCK ALARM COCK!!!

Britney: SNOOZE BITCH *bites down*

by neverexisted1990 March 17, 2009

sqoozen

When speaking in past tense of squeeze. Insinuating that it is not freshly squeezed. Similar to the past tense reference of freeze.

I would like some sqoozen orange juice. the stuff you made yesterday. This squeezed stuff is to sweet.

by Legion Escobar September 22, 2007

snooze cruise

The act of hitting your snooze alarm so many times that it no longer functions, ultimately causing you to oversleep.

Gary was so tired from workin' that ho all night, that he took a snooze cruise and showed up 3 hours late for work still stinkin'.

by reddogg2 February 6, 2007

u snooze u lose

If U don't take care of ur love--U lose ur love

Don't pay attention to ur girl--wife- whatever--they walk away--for they think U don't love them--U snooze u lose

by Rick R. Kroger June 14, 2010

snooze

Waiting for lunchtime at work to pass a gas or to hold a poo urge during your appraisal meeting for example...

"I had to snooze that fart for 2 hours during this meeting."

by Bennyroquai December 14, 2008

Snooze Button

A persons nose. When squarely punched will knock the person out. You are hitting their "snooze button" and putting them back to sleep.

Dude, he was all in your face talking trash, next thing you knew you swung and he was out on the ground. You must of hit his snooze button.

by Mr. Dean November 24, 2009

sloopel

a sloopel is a teenage boy that takes a leak of peoples roof.

"dude, dan, rich, lets all be sloopels an pee of my roof!!!!!!!

by beth dunmore July 15, 2005