purple-nozzled yogurt slinger

Penis.

"John Holmes had a huge purple nozzled yogurt slinger."

by x January 22, 2003

Slinkerknot

noun. A person who is unable to speak in the present tense.

Jon says: Mmm, this beer tasted so good, and is going to be remarkably smooth.

He is a slinkerknot

by Ashfield September 13, 2011

slender

Used as noun, verb, adjective or honorific: a pejorative term describing an individual (usually on the fringes of a friendship group) who generally (and often unintentionally) ignores usual social protocol. Their actions and behavior are often described as "creepy", "overly friendly" or "overly tactile". Derived from the 'slender man' internet mythos; a tall, human-like monster who allegedly skulks around silently, stalking individuals and stealing small children.

'Can't wait to see you tomorrow,' he said slenderly.

She invited herself to our party; she's so slender!

He slendered around us the entire time we were talking.

Slender Fred tried to hug me again today.

by Slenderslayer March 5, 2011

Purple-headed yogurt slinger

a cock when your about to cum.

after i wad done with that girl i had a purple-headed yogurt slinger

by Jeff February 25, 2004

Purple-Headed yogart slinger

A more insulting way to say dick

Man "Suck my purple-headed yogart slinger!"

by Shithead June 18, 2006

Florida Swamp Slinger

The act of penetrating an anus of the female type with an erect penis or dildo (if lesbian) and then pulling out and slinging the contents on the backside of the female you are penetrating. Usually consisting of fecal matter, lube, spit, sweat, peanuts, corn, the meal she had 6 hours earlier, and semen.

Yo bro, i was getting bored with my sex last night, so i performed the "florida swamp slinger" on my now ex girlfriend.

by thatonebro March 28, 2011

Boob Slider

A Boob slider is the Slider used in character customization for MMO games. The Boob Slider changes the size of your female characters breasts, soon to be implemented in Vanguard:SoH.

The phrase was coined By ChrisChairs of the Vanguard:SoH Forum.

I'm so glad they put in the boob slider so my character is not forced to have extremely large breasts.

by Jobeson October 9, 2006