Santa's Big Red Sack

Preferably done around Christmas time. You go out and find a virgin, pop her cherry, and then paint your sack with her blood.

Hey Tom, this chick let me do Santa's Big Red Sack with her last night. It was awesome.

by JayTree January 19, 2008

slantize

slaying a track both beatwise and lyricalwise

"while i was recording in the studio, i slantized my song"

"man that song is so great. you definetly slantized it"

by jonathan92c July 23, 2009

Dark Santa

When a lover takes the liberty to defecate on their significant others chin, lips and cheeks. The mouth is typically closed which would allow for a resemblance of a black/poop brown beard. The lover than can optionally top it off by accessorizing a poo-Santa hat if the said lover has any feces left to share.

(Typically done laying down, but for an extra challenge can be done upright.)

Monica gave me a Dark Santa for Christmas last night, it was more a gift for her than it was for me.

by Al Gore's sex toy September 4, 2010

Santa syndrome

Santa syndrome is a psychological syndrome in which affected individuals to ultimately accept atheism. Most individuals discover or are told that the supernatural aspects associated with the Christian tradition of Santa Claus, such as him riding a sleigh led by reindeer and giving all good children around the world Christmas presents, are legend and are simply practiced in order to enrich the experience of celebrating the holy day. However, individuals with Santa syndrome are often abnormally bitter about this finding and as a result, move further to reject the existence of God, which has been firmly established in the Five Ways, Kalam Cosmological Argument, etc.

The militant atheist came to deny the existence of God after suffering from Santa Syndrome in his/her youth.

by Lollipop10101 September 3, 2012

Santa Clarita

Don't live here unless you're above the age of 30 and plan on having no cultural stimulation. The police don't like children here and harass them regularly. The city does everything it can to prevent transit from going in and out of the city after dark and on weekends so kids without cars have nothing else better to do but sit around and fear the police.

Boring, Fascist, and Conservative.

a.k.a. The People's Republic of Santa Clarita

(Santa Clarita)
You guys wanna smoke a bowl and hang out in Town Center?

Of course, there's nothing else to do in this town.

by Entropic September 12, 2006

Santanna

The best friend you could ever have. Santanna's have a good taste in music and love to dance with you in the car. They are not always mexican either!

Everyone needs a Santanna in their life.

Santanna is amazing major.

by deziiarnez September 10, 2009

Santa Clause Drunk

Drunk to the point of losing the ability to filter your thoughts. All judgment taken away.

Symptoms involve throwing things, usually wearing a costume (not necessarily Santa), and speaking the truth at high volumes. Lots of pointing.

A straight man in a wedding dress gets up at the bar and points at a stranger. Before he can even get a word out, he realizes that this stranger is a man he once met three years ago and always wanted to tell him he's a loser because he's fat. At top volume, the santa clause drunkard points at the man and tells him he's a fat loser.

Then the drunk decides to chug his drink and proceeds to throw his glass at the owner of the bar who is in fact a female. Now the santa clause drunkard is severely and/or possibly tasered.

That's when you know someone is santa clause drunk.

by CreeperStash October 7, 2008