Summer

Summer is a girl who is the most loveable sweet person you would ever have the chance at meeting. Her height is usually her needing a step stool and her weight is something you should even be bothered by.
Her eyes usually a deep pool of melted chocolate and her smile brings the sun to rise. Her hair is usually long and flowing or short and wavy.
Her giggle will always make you smile and her tears will break your heart.
But Never
Never Piss off this girl.
Hot tempered and foul mouthed she will string together the nastiest words and most hurtful things and throw them right into your face.
Once you lose this girl you'll never get her back.

Guy1: "I just broke up with Summer"
Guy2: *he hits guy1 on the back of the head* "The f*ck did you do that for she loved you!!"
Guy1:"ouch. She just wasn't my deal"
Guy2:"F*cking Idiot" *Runs off to search for her*
-Summer was never seen again-
>she moved away<

by AlphaLoversEpsilonHaters July 26, 2016

cool for the summer

An understanding between two people that they are down to fuck each other during the summer months, before they inevitably drift apart once the fall semester starts.

Dan: That was a wild graduation party last night, huh? We should hang out again some time.
Susan: Yeah, sure, we're cool for the summer.

by lemonstwist October 1, 2015

5 Seconds Of Summer

A quartet of horny Australian young people whose song topics range from MILFs, to mastrubation, to consensual sex. Members include Luke "Hair Game Strong" Hemmings (vocals/guitar), Michael "Level 9000" Clifford (vocals/guitar), Calum "The Funk" Hood (vocals/bass), and Ashton "Beatz Master" Irwin (vocals/drums).

P1: Have you heard about 5 es oh es?1??? I love them
P2: pls step away from me m'am
P1: you know, 5 Seconds of Summer, but the real fans call them 5 es oh es ;))))
P2: pls no pls you don't like them pls ur fake pls

by pugbugpug August 16, 2014

Summer Blockbuster

a movie released between about the middle of May through about the middle of August. These are usually big-budget movies, often sci-fi and action. Usually they are rated PG-13 so as not to be seen as childish but not to exclude the teenagers who are out of school and can't get into R-rated movies yet.

Jaws is often thought of as the first summer blockbuster.

by New English March 1, 2010

Upper Skimmer

Same concept as the legendary upper decker but this involves a swimming pool. You take the lid off the pool skimmer and pinch one off in the basket. You replace the lid and the water will filter thru the rancid duke left in the skimmer

When my asshole neighbors went on vacation I hopped the fence, dropped my drawers and did an Upper Skimmer to their pool. I hope they like swimming in mypoo water

by Duke Dropper August 6, 2008

Trump Summer Camp

Group cage accommodations for groups of tender age children 4, and under, that were taken from their parents seeking asylum. "Tax-Free" 600 dollars a night per child with extra cost for those with special needs.

Trump Summer Camp is nothing like kennels or zoo cages you would bring your pet to for boarding, as the children are all the children of different ethnicities and ages are bundled together in one big cage. Their enthusiasm was contagious, as was always a deafening scream for joy.

by mlhiss June 21, 2018

summer vibes

To be in with the moment of summer

I cant wait until summer. Im ready for the summer vibes

by YOLOFASHO December 15, 2012