shurese

A girl who is a HUGE BITCH at times but you kinda have to love her...She can slap you in the face with her tits and she can also bitch you out like a black woman. She is pretty cool at times, i guess. She loves hummas and will go to anyones house and literally eat all their hummas inventory. But if she starts laughing she will be caught in action for stealing the hummas because her laugh can be heard around the world. She likes to make out with girls like Laura but girls like Marina are not her type. She also loves when people graze her big ol black booty. Anyways shes really cool and funny and you gotta love her!

Hummas Owner: OMG why is all my hummas gone again! I just purchased these!
Shurese: HAHAHHAHAHA
Hummas Owner: OMG IT WAS SHURESE I CAN HEAR HER LAUGH.

Laura: I'm an idiot and love shurese
Shurese: Shut up bitch and make out with me

by marina224 May 26, 2011

shuke

When you're drunk and you puke and shit at the same time.

I was so wasted last night I shuked.

by byrned December 21, 2008

shuke

The act of shitting in the toilet while puking in the sink.

"I drank a whole bottle of Jameson's with my friend out of tiny nightcap glasses on vacation while my girlfriend flipped out upon hearing me shuke in the guest bathroom."

by MattyFu February 12, 2010

Shuke

When you find yourself in the ill-fated situation where you are shitting and puking at the same time, periodically having to choose which should go in the toilet. This is usually due to food poisoning, but may be caused by other illnesses or excessive alcohol intake.

"Major shuke-fest all over the bathroom last night after I ate those crab wontons."

by shukefest May 22, 2010

ankle shakes

The most honorable way to consecrate a promise. Breaking an ankle shake is like breaking a pinky promise but 100 times worse. If you ankle shake on something you mean it and your promise can't be broken by any means

Joe: Dude Cindy didn't ankle shake on that did she?

Frank: Yeah she did bro, there's no breaking ankle shakes!!

by Loot2000 January 23, 2016

Shamrock shakes

The tremors you get the morning after St Patrick's Day partying

I can't come to work today, I have the Shamrock shakes after the green beer at Paddy's last night.

by Protonman7 March 16, 2017

shuke

Throwing up while simultaneously making a bowel movement. Usually associated with the flu or accute intoxication.

Facing imminent erruption from both ends, it was clear to T.J. that he could not decide between the two. He had no choice but to shuke.

by N. Betts February 3, 2005