shoe heaven

the act of putting ones hands into a pair of ugg boots when its cold out.

half-shoe heaven can also be achieved by putting ones hands into a pair of ugg slippers.

shoe heaven. if you ain't there, get there bitches

by i<3C.K. April 11, 2011

Shoedouche

A home-made shoe cleaning solution for the funkiest of smelling shoes

i walked into my sisters room, and to my suprise came a big wiff of some of the funkiest shoes and i said, "man, girl go get a shoedouche!!"

by J.Kay October 11, 2011

Shoe Balls

Shoe Balls are similar to blue balls. One gets shoe balls by shopping for amazing shoes but not actually making a purchase. The shoe balls condition can be compounded by trying on shoes in the store, thus realizing how much pleasure the shoes can bring you if you were to buy them, but ultimately not bringing any shoes home due to time or budget constraints. The shoes act as a major tease and can actually leave an aching in one's heart and soul, and potentially even one's crotch (depending on the severity of the shoe addiction and the price/sexiness of the shoes).

Lindsay visited the Stuart Weitzman shoe store on Fifth Avenue, then went to the shoe floor at Saks, but didn't purchase anything. She left with a major case of shoe balls.

by LindsayM November 4, 2011

shoe magic

Worlds best shoe cleaner at oak park mall in lenexa, Kansas

"Omg did you see that guys shoes? You know he bought shoe magic."

by sleepyharper January 16, 2014

Shoe shoes

Not your everyday footwear.

E.g. "These are not my shoe shoes, though"

by Hizzlemanize July 18, 2015

shoe-string budget

the meager leftovers of a person min wage salary after necessities have been paid for.

stop taking out so much useless credit card debt; your shoe-string budget will probably increase by a considerable amount

by Sexydimma January 5, 2017

Schroedinger’s Communication Syndrome (SCS)

The nagging need to keep checking your email/text messages, while waiting for a reply… Until you look, there both is/is not a message waiting.

I really need that reply from the doctor; I don't think he's replied yet, but until I look, I get to have Schroedinger’s Communication Syndrome (SCS)

by thehypermom July 3, 2017