a fat nasty biker who thinks he's all that and a bag of chips and wears his shades on his fat bald forehead, but who, in reality, is so grotesquely overweight that he can't even open his eyes all the way.
Stripper 1 "Why the hell are you going out with that nasty shrimp eye?"
Stripper 2 "Becuase he's paying for my apartment and I get my crack for free! (snap!)"
Stripper 2 "Becuase he's paying for my apartment and I get my crack for free! (snap!)"
by stripper 1 August 02, 2006
When the female labia dangles below the vaginal walls. People who stretch their labias have shrimp pussies.
Did you see that Delta Zeta in the gold dress? She has some shrimp pussy!
No way, bro! That's so gross!
No way, bro! That's so gross!
by Bonita Appelbaum December 19, 2011
A weak, stupid male. A moron. Someone so dumb and lacking in strength that one would have to assume they had tiny little testicles if any at all.
by Bob "Fucking" Martin February 08, 2015
The toe adjacent to your pinky toe which is always curled up and resembling the crescent shape of a frozen shrimp.
Dude...you got a piece of seafood stuck to your foot, bro...oh wait..nevermind...it's your shrimp toe.
by Screw Liberals April 16, 2018
A person who trys to do thier best
And look at the bright side
But ends up being pissed off With life
(thx❤ and lolz)
Bite me
And look at the bright side
But ends up being pissed off With life
(thx❤ and lolz)
Bite me
by Salty Shrimp April 09, 2016
A form of slang for a disgruntled United States Marine that isn't as brainwashed as the rest and doesnt want to say "Semper Fi"
Marine #1: Hoorah Lance Corporal Dank good job shooting today! Semper FI!!
Marine #2: Errrr, Shrimp or Fries!!
Marine #2: Errrr, Shrimp or Fries!!
by Carlos Hathcock, USMC April 20, 2012
Lettuce often discarded as a by-product of shrimp cocktail. A way to make fun of a friend by saying they’re useless.
by TheWaffleSauce December 25, 2018