shrek

Shrek is a mythical creature, if he spots you, he will run towards you and fuck you until you create a pool of cum. Later, an ogre baby will emerge from your stomach and fucking yet you into the suns wet-ass pussy. If you survive you will be turned into someone who posts child nsfw. Weakness: fiona catching him

OH, YES! KEEP GOING SHREK! OH! FUCK ME!

by Sussybaka12345 March 5, 2022

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Shrekalicious

when someone is looking extra shreky that day, but in a good way

alyssa was looking very shrekalicious that day

by cadenlicious May 9, 2022

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the sledding shrek

When you put massive amounts of food dye down your penis, and then jizz the green dye and your green jizz all over her. The sled part comes into play when you go outside in the middle of winter, and lay the woman stomach down. tie her arms and legs into a bundle over her back. You then start to penetrate her, and find a way to mount yourself on top of her. you then propel your green, naked woman sled down a steep hill, and make sure there is a lubed up ramp at the end of the hill, when you go flying in the air, dismount from your green sled and jizz all over your snow covered woman sled.

Dan : What did you do last night?
John : me and Kate performed "the sledding shrek".

by Shrek slayer August 20, 2017

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Nikolas Schreck

The lead vocalist for the legendary neogothic eighties band "Radio Werewolf."

Also founder of the werewolf order, husband of Zeena Lavey (Anton Lavey's daughter" and high ranking member of the Temple of Set. Former member of the Church of Satan. Supporter of Charles Manson.

Nikolas Schreck is singing, so shut the fuck up you fat ugly whore!

by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009

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