Champagne and Shackles

A drinking party theme, where you and a friend are zip-tied together until the champagne you’ve brought is finished. Prepare the buckets boys

“Hey you wanna pair up for Champagne and Shackles on Friday night?”
“Sure, but you’ll prolly be getting barf on your shoes”

by cdubs33 October 19, 2023

Toilet bowl spackle

Toilet bowl spackle is when you take an airy shit and the tiny bits of poop spray all over the bowl and stick like glue. Even after days of directly urinating on the spackled bits and flushing doesn't seem to remove the small chunks of poop. You have to eventually get a toilet brush to try and pry those pieces of toilet bowl spackle off so that the toilet looks and smells clean.

My ass exploded like a balloon filled with glitter and after I wiped and flushed there were small pieces of toilet bowl spackle stubbornly stuck to the bowl.

by Answers for Everything podcast March 21, 2026