sheffield wednesday band

A group of post adolescent toss pots who think they have the right to spoil everyone's saturday.

See "england band"

by keefdave June 14, 2003

driving stick shift

to masterbate

G.chav : A yo where's Ray Jiga?

Arly: He said he is helping his mom...

G.chav : Hmmm so he's driving stick shift

by LasPlagas December 2, 2009

Blue Shift

The increase in the frequency of starlight because of the Doppler shift. If a yellow star is moving toward you, it's light will appear slightly bluish. In outer space, blue shifted galaxies are rare. Blue shift can also be created by shrinking the space between two points via gravity or space warps.

Red shift is more common than blue shift because most objects in our expaning universe are moving away from us.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

shift the shaft

to jackoff alot before a date

DUDE! i shifted the shaft before banging jessie last night... it made me stay up for an extra 10 minutes!

by karli May 13, 2005

Sheffield Wednesday

Pride of yorkshire and always will be, whatever leeds televison and look leeds say. Enermies of the scum (sheff u), dingles (barnsley), cheaterfield and toytown (rovrum), forever envious of us from S6

"we'll never be mastered by those scum B*****DS, we'll keep the blue flag flying high

by blueunwhitetillidie December 13, 2004

Shaffer

A last name of a person, who is a bad ass motha fuker. Usually the people with this name have brown/brunnet hair,most are asian, they are great athelets (best a soccer (and make jv freshman year)). Shaffer's are extremely smart, and most of all can't ever keep it in their pants.

"Hey guys, look at that shaffer over there, hahah what a douche!Whats this?!?!?!?

by fyingdildomonkey November 11, 2010

Shift-Delete

This is the process of sending an e-mail then immediately going into sent mail and doing a SHIFT-DELETE to remove the e-mail without going throught the deleted items folder. This is an appropriate tactic when sending sexually explicit e-mails that you don't want recorded by anyone.

We were exchanging very hot and steamy e-mails at work so we immediately SHIFT-DELETED them.

by Nightraider December 3, 2007