Top Shelf

Getting head on top of a parking structure.

Alex Koukov got Top Shelf the other night.

by DJ Clowney July 25, 2010

burrito shelf

A narrow shelf-like area, usually located in the dashboard of older vehicles, that is perfectly suited to hold something the size and shape of a burrito and little else, such as the 1992 Chevrolet S-10 Tahoe.

Passenger: "Dude, where can I put these drumsticks?"
Driver: "Stick them in the burrito shelf."

by streetwedge November 20, 2009

Another Elf On The Shelf

Ordinary; Sameness. A woman who is the same. Another word for thot.

"Hey look at that sexy bitch."
"She's just Another Elf On The Shelf."

by IronicToaster January 1, 2018

Top shelf club

When a girl is bent over on all fours and your looking from behing. You have two options. The bottom shelf (pussy) and the top shelf (asshole). And the top shelf is always harder to get, thus why its better.

"I just joined the Top shelf club last night."

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by mst3kld April 12, 2005

Top-Shelf

Defecating into the upper tank of a toilet

That was a lame ass house party and the host pissed me off. So, I took a Top-Shelf before I went home...

by danantnap April 28, 2009

elf on shelf

getting a blow job while sitting on a higher position (table ) or bureau and girl get her head same height

I sat on the mantle, like an elf on shelf while my girl gave me a blow job standing up

by dolbery October 9, 2017

you've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for

This is commonly used once someone finds two words that rhyme, and make it into the "elf on the shelf" format.

Guy: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for..
*a picture of Shrek on a deck*
Guy 2: that's clever

by extreme coughing November 16, 2018