Eat the sheets

When your so hyped to go to bed that you get a running start and slide into the covers.

Me: Hey man I'm gonna go eat the sheets
Friend: alright night homie
Me: *Sound of a full grown man sliding into blankets*

by Heimz Doofenshmirtz November 01, 2018

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eat the sheets

you’re getting hit from the back and your partner shoves your face in the sheets

Nate: “I’m gay”
Madi: “Oh so you like to eat the sheets?”

by theseb1tchesdidntlovesosa May 17, 2021

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Shatter Sheet

A bed sheet that has been ejaculated on soo much that dropping it will shatter it.

Went it to my son's room and found his shatter sheet, now I need a broom.

by F_Turnip October 27, 2022

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Swamp Sheets

When you fuck or jerk off so long and hard that your bedsheets are sweaty and wet and smell like a swamp, also occurs in really hot rooms, sex under the blankets, and in rare cases vehicle back seats

"Hey bro don't sit on my bed I just rubbed one out and got a bad case of swamp sheets"

by Krompus_Mcdickenstein June 09, 2018

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Sheets and Robes

When your social life is so uneventful that the highlight of your day is talking about painfully mundane things like a high thread count and the comfort level of your robe.

My life is so sheets and robes right now.

by Club Compound November 13, 2009

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