The Schedule

A way of describing that you are taking a dump once a day.

Julian: Dude, I'm back on the schedule.
Cameron: I've been on it since I started eating those cafeteria meals.

by abbott_j October 31, 2009

Tool Shed

A compete tool, and is always one.

Dude, you're acting like a total tool shed right now.

by nevet6snivram September 24, 2011

Biggest Tool In The Shed

The biggest asshole in the world

Bro 1: Broseidon! Dave took my girl yesterday!
Bro 2: Really bro!? That guy is the biggest tool in the shed!

by Sepcial ED December 14, 2010

Smartest tool in the shed

combo of smartest guy in the room meets sharpest tool in the shed. see those definitions separately as this shouldn't be a combined term. who knew tools were smart. newsflash...they're not and is the person that says this is quite frankly the smartest in the tool shed

Well he's not the smartest tool in the shed

by WAKESTAR June 2, 2018

Seduct

The combination of abduct and seduce. Seducing yet abducting. Really sneaky, sly, mischievous style of seducing that almost makes it seem like they're abducting. The stranger offering candy to the child, the child wants it, and goes for it, yet it's still abducting. Basically the same thing, except with seduction and of-age adults.

Incredibly sexy piece of man meat: Hey, how's it going? You wanna go back to my place?
Normal looking girl: ahhh (sound effect for drooling)
Normal looking girl is escorted out by Incredibly sexy piece of man meat.
Normal looking girl 3 hours later: damn, he seducted me.

by Yourmomwhomgoestocollege December 10, 2009

how to seduce allie miller

its very simple to seduce allie miller, shes a crazy kinky bitch. all you have to do is pull out a whip some chains and she'll pop a boner in the blink of an eye. Dont forget to shit on her chest too.

Dude how to seduce allie miller?! i just shit on her chest

by brittany spears crack head bit July 22, 2010

Textual Seduction

To flirt with and/or seduce someone with text messages, whether they are in a relationship or not.

"She might be with him, but she's texting with me, me, meeeee.
We gon' text from the mall, we gon' text while we eat, eat, eaaat.
Cause we're having a Textual Seduction.
Textual Seduction, oh, woah."

by Dave Egner March 8, 2008