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Share Monkey

A person that plays the stock market like the roll of a dice. A Share Monkey selects a company share with no regard to fundamentals and who has no ability or understanding of the associated company. Has little or no understanding of business operations, the stock markets or equities. A Share Monkey will select a stock on a whim using such criteria if there is a R in the month or the cows are facing into the wind.

The term Share Monkey is derived from the statement if you get sufficient monkeys and an infinite amount of time then eventually one of them will reproduce a line from the works of Shakespeare, in a similar way a Share Monkey will eventually select a line of winning stock.

Variations: US; Stock Monkey
Tom is just another a Share Monkey , he told me to buy these stocks because he believes if he buys in a Monsoon and the stock will Boom.

Don't trust him, he's just a Share Monkey, a lame statement like"Sell in May then go away" is no basis to invest.

On what basis did this Share Monkey say it was going to Zero
by Rod Clements September 7, 2016
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Sandwich Sharing

Its when the threesome you privately set up ends up getting a lot more publicity than anyone ever needed! (The threesome wasn't even that good anyway!)
Don't talk to that snitch. That is one Sandwich Sharing mutha ******
by BlackEssence July 17, 2012
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Share Lord

Share lord (noun) :

Basically someone who shares lots of quality posts on his wall (specially memes and shitposting)
Example :

Man, John is sharing lots of posts, the feed is spammed with him only
Well, what can I say ? He's a share lord
by dnk1m October 26, 2018
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Share whore

Someone who tend to abuse the share button on social media in an extremely super annoying way.
Martyn Mumby is such a share whore, I find my newsfeed flooded with the stupid, meaningless posts he shares every ten seconds.
by Handling The Truth June 3, 2016
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share the vape

inhaling vape then hooking up with someone, keeping to vape between your mouths then blowing out the rest of the vape.
Oh come on, i know you wanna share the vape
by samsin August 7, 2017
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Sharing chapstick

When the girl rimming you and the girl blowing you switch positions they're sharing chapstick.
Oh dude, see Jill and Lisa over there, I hear they love sharing chapstick, we should invite them.
by NichtFreud May 6, 2021
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