seagull

To ejaculate into ones hand,then thrusting ones hand forward flinging your spaf in to the face of your loved one and shouting ka-ka

tom was not happy when i did a seagull in his face while climbing

by walesby_spud April 10, 2008

seagull

a disgusting, ugly, slutty, CONCEITED, whorrish, nasty horrible bitch that EVERYONE hates.

EW! A SEAGULL! ewww shes gross!

by person who hates seagulls May 11, 2010

A Flock of Seagulls

An 80's band who weren't that popular back then..but seem to be a bad-ass music group who seemed to get its popularity because their song "I ran" was in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

And I ran...I ran so far away...I couldnt get away!

by James F Lowe June 1, 2004

Chocolate Seagull

A seagull which has been stuffed and used as an anal dildo.

"Mum, where's my chocolate seagull."

by Salty Saultana January 17, 2009

Seagull Spritzer

When a bird shits on your head from a great height, usually rendering you blind. Can be cured with Ostrich Oil

'Oh God, not another Seagull Spritzer'

by seagullsperm October 28, 2011

Kamikaze Seagull

The act of committing flatulence whilst in the shower alone.

Last night I gave myself a kamikaze seagull and nearly puked in the shower.

by THE Tiger Pipe May 5, 2010

mr seagull

Mr seagull is the imaginary friend of that one retarded girl in everyone's school

"hey Mr seagull" or "hello mr seagull can you please fetch me my potato"

by jamiecrack69 June 26, 2016