A terrible human being who draws you in with their good looks and sexual abilities, but later reveals their utter soullessness. These individuals are known for lying, cheating and general soul-crushing. A figurative "bag of scorpions" resides where their hearts should be.
My bag of scorpions fucked my best friend last night and now wants a ride to the airport. Should I take him/her?
by LizLemmon September 3, 2012
Get the Bag of scorpions mug.A relationship dysfunctions where a person seeks the attention of, a relationship with, or to be close to a known dangerous person or thing. Kissing the scorpion turns out badly because kissing a scorpion will get you stung as that's what scorpions do.
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by Dirge January 30, 2005
Get the scorpion mug.Scorpios are often very artsy creative people, they are very secretive and they dont trust a lot of people. Scorpios can often freak you out when you first meet them, but when you get to know them they are realy kind.
Do not tell them anything they are untrustworthy. If you get on there bad side they will spill the fucking T about you if you've told them anything. This is all true. Your probs thinking what does this crazy bitch know but as a fellow scorpio and like 10 of my closest friends being scorpios ik girl ik.
Also they are bitches that LOVE to talk shit.
October 23- November 22 are the dates for scorpios.
They are very sensitive and a lot of the time sensual. Very dirty minded.
They are amazing friends that have always got your back no matter what situation you're in. And if someone stabs you in the back and your BESTIE is a scorpio they got people on the inside that can socially wreck the person that double crossed you. That's also a warning.
Do not tell them anything they are untrustworthy. If you get on there bad side they will spill the fucking T about you if you've told them anything. This is all true. Your probs thinking what does this crazy bitch know but as a fellow scorpio and like 10 of my closest friends being scorpios ik girl ik.
Also they are bitches that LOVE to talk shit.
October 23- November 22 are the dates for scorpios.
They are very sensitive and a lot of the time sensual. Very dirty minded.
They are amazing friends that have always got your back no matter what situation you're in. And if someone stabs you in the back and your BESTIE is a scorpio they got people on the inside that can socially wreck the person that double crossed you. That's also a warning.
"Scorpio ****% punched me" said human
Scorpio types
Faint screams come from across the lunch hall as ****%'s insta followers drop
Scorpio types
Faint screams come from across the lunch hall as ****%'s insta followers drop
by #eeeeeksotrue August 1, 2019
Get the Scorpio mug.A sign of the Zodiac purported to produce the least desirable romantic partners, as exemplified in Robyn Hitchcock's song 'The Devil's Coachman.' From verse 2:
"If he treats you horribly, he's probably a Scorpio"
The term can be applied to men, women, or other.
"If he treats you horribly, he's probably a Scorpio"
The term can be applied to men, women, or other.
by TheGameKat December 9, 2008
Get the Scorpio mug.1.v.To lightly finger (Yokel-speak)
2.v.Variation on scoop and screw
3.n.A small badger-like creature that lives in the hills of Hertfordshire (Baldock Speak)
2.v.Variation on scoop and screw
3.n.A small badger-like creature that lives in the hills of Hertfordshire (Baldock Speak)
1.Ooh arr! Tra'errr? Youest be scop'n that there sloth 'gain Jamie-poo?
2.a) I had a great scroop last night
b) He scrooped the screw in
3.Like what is done derr scroop yeh uh Buwdockk
2.a) I had a great scroop last night
b) He scrooped the screw in
3.Like what is done derr scroop yeh uh Buwdockk
by jms February 1, 2003
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