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Cum scoop

A tool used to remove the cum out of the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
Johnny didn’t have a condom so he pinched his foreskin together when he blew his load. Luckily Lucy had a cum scoop handy for a quick clean out!
by Truffleshuffle4l March 20, 2020
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Kate Scoop

When your aunt gives you fucking heaps of salad when you only wanted a spoonful.
Damn man, I only wanted a bite and you gave me a Kate Scoop.
by Kim in May 16, 2021
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Extra scoop of rice

A phrase coined by Rollo Tomassi to describe form of mate guarding wherein a woman will deliberately attempt to make her husband or significant other physically unattractive to other women, by giving him more food, unhealthy food, or convincing him that he doesn't need to maintain is physique.
I think my girl is trying to lock me down bro. She knows I hate to waste food but, i've noticed she's been feeding me more carbs lately, y'know that extra scoop of rice on my plate.
by Legat228888 July 31, 2022
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Blumpkin Scoop

When you’re giving someone a blumpkin and you reach around and scoop up a little shit to lube the balls.
Hey Carol! We just had Mexican food so tonight would be the perfect night for a blumpkin scoop!
by Jizzalina89 January 18, 2023
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What a scoop!

Ne haber ama!

A piece of surprising news. A surprising hearing.
- Oh, my husband feels the same way about this palace. We all hate, actually.
- Really? What a scoop!
by laviniaque November 5, 2019
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Goop n’ Scoop

When you raw dog a women and you cum inside her. You proceed to grab a spoon and scoop the kid from her Virginia and feed it to the women
“I hooked up with this woman last night and I forgot condoms so I just goop n’ scooped her”
by Aurellious Ferguson June 28, 2022
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The good ol' Scoop-n-Boop

Cumming on someones belly button, scooping the cum out with a finger and booping the partner on the nose.
Friend A: You know what? I was having sex with my girlfriend yesterday!
Friend B: But did you do the good ol' Scoop-n-Boop?
Friend A: Of course I did.
by EscalnyonIV July 3, 2022
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