Scheetz

Hey..this is branson. I would just like to say that premature ejaculation is perfectly fine.I mean c'mon, everyone has there flaws.Atleast david has the ball hair to admit it.But seriously..I herd his hairy ass did OXY in St. Louis.

Cheese Penis..HEHEHEHEHE

by Branson Billings April 8, 2003

Scheetz

This kid is gay, the other day i was balls deep right?? i reach around to give him a handjob and the fagget is hard, If u read this David Scheetz premature ejaculation is a bitch

The kid really is gay though and i will beat his ass

by Tawod April 8, 2003

schweaty balls

The term for the ball utilized by Team Schweaty en route to their first JCC Championship.

Pass the schweaty ball.

by team schweaty July 9, 2003

mars bar scheme

The offering of a sweet snack to an underager in return for sexual favours when she reaches legal age. The phrase "come back and see me when your 16" is usually said afterwards.

"Haw, I'd gie her a mars bar."

by _Bone_ March 29, 2005

schweaty balls

The soon-to-be champion team of the golden gate kickball league

Have you heard the Schweaty balls are releasing their own porn video?

by ballsack June 7, 2004

scheevy levy

When a man is receiving oral sex from a woman, and she hums along to the video game music of the game that the man is playing while receiving oral sex.

Dude, Mike totally got the scheevy levy last night while playing Mega Man!

by Miketendo March 31, 2008

scheiwee

a whore with a mullet

lets do a shit on shywee

by ronny irani January 22, 2004