Scemo

A combination of scene and emo
Usually messy black hair, black clothes, dark makeup (even boys) and girl pants (even boys.)
They think that their life is really hard and "try" to commit suicide (Slitting wrists is a favorite, burning, etc.)
Listen to screamy music
Just all around depressing

emogame.com explains it in better detail

"My life sucks and I wanna cry myself a river and drown in it."

"Wow, dude, you're really scemo."

by Macdaddy5539 April 4, 2005

Schemer

Someone who cleverly tries to seduce women in hopes of getting lucky.

Dude! Watch out that schemer Greg over there is scheming on some babes.

by The Punn Wrangler May 11, 2010

schemy

1. describes low quality street narcotics, typically marijuana
2. perilous, untrustworthy

Don't buy from Pedro, his bags are schemy.
Don't go to Pedro's house, that place is schemy.

by Jed Carpet August 26, 2009

schmoeboarding

Playin the schmoe field

I was schmoeboarding at the mall last week.

by Drewskizzy December 7, 2006

Schelonka Bar

Named after the Nazi War Criminal, the Schelonka Bar is the ring-leader of ALL prison rapes at their correctional facility. The term is more commonly used to refer to the actual bar of soap that was dropped causing the rape.

Prison Mike: I got a Schelonka Bar in the shower, it slipped right out. I bent over and next thing you know, I was getting my pudding cup shanked.

by Prison master1 July 31, 2009

Schemail

An e-mail message plotting devious schemes or pranks

Mary schemailed Joe and Greg the plans to wrap everything Ted's office with aluminum foil while he was away on vacation.

by CupcakeJoy March 22, 2010

Coco the Banana Schmo

A demented piece of fruit with WAY too much time on his hands.

"I went to the supermarket with Coco the Banana Schmo to buy groceries."

by Corez November 28, 2003