Scandinavian Muffin

Alternate vocabulary for 'hooker'

I can't wait to get my hands on a Scandinavian Muffin tonight!

by HungryAfterMidnight October 31, 2014

scandinavian theme song

the scandanavian theme song, brooke made it up, she's really famous, it goes like this:

I'm a Scandinavian,
Fuck me in the ass
Even though you're kind of ugly
I am really desperate

thank you utah

"Did you hear the Scandinavian Theme Song from Brooke's new mixtape?! That shit is FIRE."

"I know right?! I really like the Rock Cycle Song"

by Acacia Brinley April 30, 2015

Scandinavian Triple

The feat of having sex with a Danish, a Swedish and a Norwegian girl (in any order) on three successive nights.

An easier versions of this is the Lifetime Scandinavian Triple which is said to be accomplished if you sleep with the girls from the three nationalities anytime over your lifetime.

A particularly difficult version of the Scandinavian Triple is the Golden Scandinavian Triple, which is achieved by having a foursome with the girls from the three Scandinavian Countries. A feat not achieved in recorded history so far.

If I sleep with Julie tonight, I'll manage to pull of the Scandinavian Triple.

You gonna have to wait for your moment bro, coz it looks like that Brad dude is gonna go Golden.

by Atooooool May 21, 2016

Sandapples

Caucasian slang for ones testicles.

Fuck, my sandapples are sweaty.

Ah babe, keep licking my sandapples, that feels so good!

by Belton MOLOTOW July 25, 2017

sandal throwing

A punishment used by Arab and Hispanic parents to punish they're children when they try to run away.

Christian child: "How do your parents punish you?"
Arab/Hispanic Kid: "Have you heard of sandal throwing?"

by Hispanic Master October 24, 2019

sandal dodging

A technique used by Arab/Hispanic children to protect themselves from a brutal punishment.

Christian kid: "How do you protect yourself from your parents' brutal punishments"
Hispanic/Arab kid: "Have you heard of sandal dodging?"

by Hispanic Master October 24, 2019

Scandi wall

The Scandi wall refers to, on a night out, the moment Scandinavian women lose all rationality, go blank in the eyes, and often become belligerent.

Cecilie hit the scandi wall faster than Ayrton Senna. She could barely order a cab after two drinks.

by Lp6u January 13, 2020