symon

to always turn things into an innuendo

to make a statement sexual or disturbing

'wow he really symoned that up...'

by helen k January 7, 2008

Salmon Mousse

'Salmon Mousse' is a fish dish mixed with whipped cream or gelatin.
This Mousse is highly sort after by a french organisation which is translated to 'The Anti Fish League', this was set up after a number of cold fish dishes turned on thier consumers and tried to kill them.

'Salmon Mousse' can also be used to express how stupid you think someone is, thus comparing someone to the phrase 'thick as two shits'.

A: 'Becareful with that Salmon Mousse, we don't wnat it to kill us!'

B: 'Honestly, Craig. You're as thick as a Salmon Mousse'

by Shmopho September 1, 2008

Salmon Stamp

The act of slapping someone on the forehead with the bottom side of the head of your penis after facial ejaculation. The bottom side of your penis looks like the neck of a salmon, hence the term "salmon stamping".

Salmon Stamp a girl on the forehead after facial ejaculation

by ladge123 October 6, 2012

saymommies

It is like "no way", "what!", "that can't be true", I can't believe it, or "is that true" or is that for real?".

Friend says: I just says to another friend, he has slept with his girlfriends sister.

Other friend says: "sayMommies!?"

by Zzeonblue November 8, 2012

samonologue

Term used to describe a story which should have been simple, but during delivery turns into a monologue.

Also applies to jokes told in a such a poor and round about way so as to render all funniness obsolete.

Person 1: Have you written an example yet? Should be really easy for you right

Person 2: Well I was going to write a full monologue but I didnt think it would quite fit what I wanted the other people to say, so instead I came to the conclusion that the best thing to do was to write what could be the start of a monologue and a story in which the person whilst telling a story does so in a very round about way and often gets side tracked with other stories during delivery...

Person 3: What is he talking about?

Person 1: He's just gone off on one of his samonologues again...

or

Person 1: That's a nice jacket Sam is wearing

Person 2: Whatever you do dont ask him about it

by Dontevenreplyisagreatwebsite October 9, 2013

salmon streak

another name for the discharge of chlamydia in females

Dude, that Becky bitch is nasty. She got salmon streak all over my sheets.

by Clubmedia January 30, 2016

Salmon job

A hand job in witch the innards of a salmon is used as the lube of choice

Bro, Caitlin gave me an amazing salmon job last night I still smell like fish I loved it

by Autism fights official December 3, 2016