Customer: Hey you guys got any jizzem sandwiches?
Fast Food Cashier: Uhm, can you describe them to me?
Customer: Sure, its some bread with cream.
Fast Food Cashier: Nah playa, don't think we got those anymore.
Customer: Aite, no problem just going to make some at home then.
Fast Food Cashier: Uhm, can you describe them to me?
Customer: Sure, its some bread with cream.
Fast Food Cashier: Nah playa, don't think we got those anymore.
Customer: Aite, no problem just going to make some at home then.
by rice4lyfeinda415 March 15, 2009
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2. Sleeping with 2 blonds and a redhead at the same time.
3. Referring to three people, two of which are blond and one of which is a redhead.
4. Two slices of white bread with some marmalade in between.
2. Sleeping with 2 blonds and a redhead at the same time.
3. Referring to three people, two of which are blond and one of which is a redhead.
4. Two slices of white bread with some marmalade in between.
1: "Would you rather do Jenna, Faye or Pamela?" "Pssh...Why choose? I'll take the whole marmalade sandwich"
2: "Want a PB and J?" "No, I'm good with a marmalade sandwich."
2: "Want a PB and J?" "No, I'm good with a marmalade sandwich."
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Kevin: Hey Jamal, what are you doing for lunch?
Jamal: Ah, I'm just gonna grab me a horse-cock sandwich.
Jamal: Ah, I'm just gonna grab me a horse-cock sandwich.
by TBONE99 June 29, 2011
Get the Horse-Cock Sandwich mug.a paper towel, napkin, tissue or other disposable article used to wrap the bangin' sandwich you just made in place of using a plate. typically used because you are too lazy to wash dishes or too poor to afford them in the first place.
Jess: "wow i'm making a really good sandwich."
Sherri: "do you want a plate to enjoy your delicious creation of culinary genius from?"
Jess: "no, i'll just wrap it in a sandwich diaper. i'm much too baked to wash dishes tonight."
Sherri: "do you want a plate to enjoy your delicious creation of culinary genius from?"
Jess: "no, i'll just wrap it in a sandwich diaper. i'm much too baked to wash dishes tonight."
by xthexjessx February 20, 2010
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by Eaglenation12 October 8, 2011
Get the Sandwich Maker Pro mug.this is what you say to someone who is obviously lying or giving you an answer you find unacceptable. It can also be used as an exclamation should you find yourself in an unfair situation.
kid one : could you cover my shift on thursday, I heard you didn't have any plans.
kid two: I can't. I have to meet someone.
(knowing they have no plans whatsoever)
kid one : I see you've been snackin on those bullshit sanwiches.
or
you've had your car taken away by your parents, even though youre 21. You exclaim "bullshit sandwiches!"
kid two: I can't. I have to meet someone.
(knowing they have no plans whatsoever)
kid one : I see you've been snackin on those bullshit sanwiches.
or
you've had your car taken away by your parents, even though youre 21. You exclaim "bullshit sandwiches!"
by loveyou29 August 11, 2009
Get the bullshit sandwiches mug.When you encounter a situation with an unnecessarily large number of options to choose from, and all you really wanted is something that just works... what kind of bread, what kind of cheese, condiments, meat.... sigh! (Where I come from, bread=white sliced bread)...
Bonus points when used with cloud computing!
Refer to "Funniest Milk Ad Ever! (Australian)" on youtube for further illustration.
Bonus points when used with cloud computing!
Refer to "Funniest Milk Ad Ever! (Australian)" on youtube for further illustration.
1) The dating websites these days are turning into a subway sandwich ordeal!
2) These days the cloud computing user is faced with a subway sandwich ordeal.
2) These days the cloud computing user is faced with a subway sandwich ordeal.
by aptster September 16, 2010
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