Dirty Sanchez

When a man and a women engage in anal sex and the man pulls out his dirty brown crayon and draws the women a ‘poostatch’.

I gave the girl I met at San Chez tapas in GR, a Dirty Sanchez and she licked it off.

by Numman March 8, 2019

santa sanchez

This is a play off the "Dirty Sanchez". In this the man ejaculates specifically on the female's upper lip.
This is closely related to the "Pearl Necklace".

This was first documented on Loveline by Dr Drew Pinsky on September 10th, 2007

"He came on my upper lip, he gave me a santa sanchez"

by santalistener September 23, 2007

Cheesy Sanchez

When a man or woman kisses someone with a mustache who has just eaten Cheetos.

It wasn't until Tina looked in the mirror that she realized Mike had given her a hickie and a Cheesy Sanchez.

by *menace* June 12, 2013

Beef Sanchez

The Beef Sanchez is a sexual act where, immediately upon completion of anal sex, the pitcher places his face directly into the anus of the catcher. The catcher then expels the liquid combination of lube, ejaculate, and fecal-matter from his anus onto the face of the pitcher creating a goatee emulating that of a Mexican.

I went to the spa to get a facial and thy gave me a Beef Sanchez instead.

by Johnny_Blaze_1216 December 23, 2013

Cystie sanchez

When your popping a pimple and you wipe it on your significant other

I had a huge zit and I popped it. I gave Laura a cystie sanchez

by Tony danza September 17, 2019

Dirty Sanchez

Former starting quarterback of the NFL team New York Jets

What is mark Sanchez' nickname- Dirty Sanchez

by Tj will April 21, 2018

ice sanchez

An alcoholic cocktail consumed in BC Canada by a person with a dirty 70’s moustache.

Hey Jared, that Ice Sanchez looks fab, I wish I had one!

by Hot mullet boi January 10, 2018