mr sanchez

The absolute devil, he is usually a Spanish teacher who is a dick who has a small dick. He probably has already had sex with the girl your sitting next to, and the girl on the other side of the class. He only gives out 50% to people in his class

Person 1: Did you hear about Kate and Mr sanchez?
Person 2: Ya, he fucked her so hard that he had to give her an 50% on the test.

by thatoneguymike October 24, 2017

ice sanchez

An alcoholic cocktail consumed in BC Canada by a person with a dirty 70’s moustache.

Hey Jared, that Ice Sanchez looks fab, I wish I had one!

by Hot mullet boi January 10, 2018

Saltwater Sanchez

When a male is in a room with two or more female relatives and he takes turns cumming in each females mouth. The first female can’t swallow until he cums in the next females mouth which the longer it takes, the saliva builds and builds creating a pool of saltwater.

I heard Jeremy gave his distant cousins a saltwater sanchez last night and one of them almost drowned.

by Bearded Libra May 19, 2023

Cristina Sanchez

Crsitina has no heart or feelings, she's socially awkward. Is the biggest nerd, loves to laugh and loves dogs, and loves to eat food... then complains on how much she ate. the bestest friend you could ever have... and the most awkward.

you: "Cristina, you're ugly!"
cristina sanchez: "Yeah?! well, your mom!"

by Melznasttttyyyyyyy March 27, 2017

Beef Sanchez

The Beef Sanchez is a sexual act where, immediately upon completion of anal sex, the pitcher places his face directly into the anus of the catcher. The catcher then expels the liquid combination of lube, ejaculate, and fecal-matter from his anus onto the face of the pitcher creating a goatee emulating that of a Mexican.

I went to the spa to get a facial and thy gave me a Beef Sanchez instead.

by Johnny_Blaze_1216 December 23, 2013

pervy sanchez

An obviously perverted person(usually referring to males)

A guy that comments on porn videos on what they would do to the girl is a Pervy Sanchez

by Tlo97 August 10, 2017

lillian sanchez

Lillian Sanchez is a very attractive person who loves to be crafty and always manages time to talk with friends, clean, do homework, and is very clumsy she falls breaks things and gets hurt alot she is a very caring person like taking care of 3 cats.

Lillian sanchez is the best person to hang out with.

by Candylillian November 28, 2017