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Samuel L. Blackson

That nigga is like a Mo'Fucking Samuel L. Blackson
by AnusTiedAroundMyNeck May 26, 2018
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Samuel

A nice guy never wants you to be harmd he feels lonely needs to be loved if you love samuel then he will be there for you sometime he can be lazy but he has sedative emotions but he will be there he is going to be a great person he loves sports and trys to be good at every thing he does
Samuel not a dick head (and i am a samuel)
by Samuels things September 20, 2019
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samula

a power word that can be utilised in multiple occasions for multiple purposes. one of which is to counter attack any valid point an inbred troglodyte may have against you. other occasions where samula can be put into play are when you are in a severe state of weakness or a potentially life threatening situation. chanting each letter summons an army of colon gremlins from the very depths of satans colon. said gremlins wil unleash their wrath and cause an absolute unstoppable shit storm ( pun intended ) on the attacker which will leave their anus stretched and creamed
example 1:

timothy: 12 ÷ 2 IS 6. S I X ! !
Sharon: no it isn't
Timothy: YES IT IS

Sharon: samula
Timothy: *visible defeat and frustration*
by ClapithanozCrizpoz October 10, 2019
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Samuel

Samuel is a great person, They can be mean and tough sometimes but they just do it in a spur of the moment, usually good looking and funny they also are special and if you aren't friends with one you need to be NOW!!!
Hey that kid Samuel is cute...
by KingViews February 7, 2020
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Samuel

Someone who will tell you things as they are. He wouldn't hide anything from you. He'll give you all the protection you need. Great at being Cuddly and Fluffy. He'll need you just as much as you need him. Make every moment count and make sure to give him headpats every Samuel likes those ;3

Samuel is also an amazing boyfriend who'll never do you dirty. Anyone who's gotta Samuel should be extremely lucky. Don't mess with him or he'll tell you EXACTLY what you are.
Oh Samuel you cutie

Samuel you special lil charm uwu
by TotallyNotDeathWolf April 1, 2021
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Sam samuel samantha sampson

A girl who likes to microwave penises and murder people with them
Did u murder someone with a microwaved penis again?

Yes mom

Ok sam samuel samantha sampson
by Manchildidiot1111 November 15, 2021
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Samuel

Sam is the greatest guy you'll ever meet! He's sweet, kind, hilarious and so much more. He's an awesome person to talk to and is always where you need him. People are drawn to him. He can sing too! Really well. Even when he tries to sound bad he still ends up sounding amazing. My Samuel is awesome and I am so lucky to be his friend!
by kysters<3 February 1, 2019
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