samdrift

A very short and lame drift in a shitty car. They usually vary from about 5 to 13 inches in length and last a second or two. Very unimpressive and stupid. Also gives the samdrift-er self-granted bragging rights, which are extremely annoying, especially to those who may actually know what the fuck they're doing.

If you comment on how lame it is, there may be a sameo followed by being samstanced.

A good way to learn how to samdrift is to play Initial D.

by Clint Torris December 15, 2008

samoon

a new bicycle company from western canada that's owned by professional film-maker aaron larock.

"samoon bikes look pretty cool...i would like the pink frame!"
"samoon has a ghetto webpage but cool vids on pinkbike i wish i could ride like those guys"

by send air May 4, 2008

Samadur

Sam is a guy who , is concious of himself and how he appears to others. Usually a guy who works in a supermarket. Can go through periods depression about the size of his penis and how this will have an effect on him losing his virginity. sam is a guy who often has a strong religious background but oftens fails to follow religious rules.

OMG that guy samadur has a small penis, and doesn't know how to use it yet.

by oganbanjo February 26, 2011

Samongan

A person descending from both Samoan and Tongan heritage.

"That rugby player is tough! Straight up Samongan!"

by SandAndSnow March 10, 2015

Samoan Mudslide

You start out by shitting on someone's chest, you then sit down on the shit and slide down the person's body. An anal motorboat is optional.

"Hey Brad, I heard you gave Joe the Samoan Mudslide. "

"Yeah, he's never gonna get that shit out of his chest hair. "

by Magik Marker August 22, 2016

samoflange

Before Thundercats, it was a mysterious gizmo in World of Warcraft, though actually spelled "samophlange" there. The entire point of the quest is to bring it back to the goblin engineer so he can figure out what it is.

Pretty sure a samophlange/samoflange is a merely a maguffin.

All the internet geeks debated endlessly on the practical usage of a samoflange, but nobody ever quite figured it out.

by sammy flange December 20, 2016

Samoaniggahz

The out-of-control act or process of crossbreeding and producing multiple offsprings at an alarming rate by mating individuals of two different distinct breeds. One, of Polynesian stock, is the Samoan species. And the other, from which has emerged from man-kinds motherland of Africa, is the Negro species.

Samoaniggahz: (noun)

... is what you get, when a Samoan and Black (Negro/Afro-American) produces multiple offsprings... you get "SAMOANIGGAHZ" (some more negros).

Supplement-
Crossbreeding is usually done with the intent of producing offspring that share the traits of both parent lineages, especially if the traits are beneficial:

"OMG, Lakeesha! You and Junior's 15 children all have beautiful wavy hair and

they are tall and can play basketball... and still give a good beat down, for laughs!!!"

However, an irresponsible crossbreeding can also produce animals of inferior quality or weaken purebred gene pool:

"OMG, Lakeesha! You and Junior's 15 obese children all have an eating problem and

they are all lazy and don't want to work.... but they all still find the money to drink

40's every night!!!"

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by Eye Kye N Dye December 31, 2016