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Samadi

Claims being a sea Marshall, navy captain ( actually the only place that he controls warships is in the game : world of Warships)
He also studies medicine and has incomplete skills in playing musical instruments, drawing and sports. He masturbates once per day and always fantasizes about his female friends. But he needs porn videos to accomplish the process (ejaculation). He urinates 24 times a day and has never experienced vaginal,anal or oral sex in his life. He often involves in spying and double/triple/quad agency and messes with his friends. He has kidney failure(not the disease. It refers to his Failure in nephrology exam!)
He has several names that soon will be addressed here
A: hello captian samadi!
B: Hi the little young man, wait ten minutes , I've got to finish this sacred activity (masturbating)
by Nakhoda August 16, 2018
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A name given to girls who think they are attractive but in others eyes she is not.
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The God of being naked. Worship is just the simple practice of taking all of your clothes off. Sex counts as self-sacrifice within the guidelines of the religion, which guaranties the worshiper a spot in the naked heaven.
"The path to enlightenment can only be achieved by truly getting naked with one's self." - Naked-sama
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