Salting my apples

When your boob hurt.

Ashly: fuck off m8
Carly: Your really salting my apples.

by Carlynutsacksaresaggy July 31, 2016

Selling water

Selling weed

*After school
Person 1: Aye, you selling waters?
Person 2: Yeah. Not until later though.

Text*
Person 1: Waters?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: 20 minutes

by Zdm May 29, 2015

garage sailing

beats me.

I dint know what happened I must have been garage sailing.

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Sailing at half-mast

A partial erection.

I’m trying to get it in, but I’m sailing at half-mast.

by Red Bastard July 4, 2020

Sailing

Well, it's not far down to paradise
At least it's not for me
And if the wind is right you can sail away
And find tranquility
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see, believe me
It's not far to never never land
No reason to pretend
And if the wind is right you can find the joy
Of innocence again
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see, believe me

Sailing
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
Soon I will be free
Fantasy
It gets the best of me
When I'm sailing
All caught up in the reverie
Every word is a symphony
Won't you believe me?
Sailing
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
And soon I will be free
Well, it's not far back to sanity
At least it's not for me
And if the wind is right you can sail away
And find serenity
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see, really, believe me
Sailing
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
And soon I will be free

by Death Menace December 20, 2022

Dildo selling

A sales person who acts like they are good at their job but in reality they're not that great and as the item is generally required it pretty much sells itself. They also make an obvious point of letting people know they've just made the sale.

Steve: Whoa ! John really knows how to sell those items!

Chris: Not really - he's just dildo selling.

by Commodore64666666 June 2, 2010

Non-Linear Selling

Selling in pairs or other combinations and for more than one year at a time, thereby decreasing the absolute number of deals required to sell out your inventory as well as increasing your efficiency and productivity.

If there are 200 signs in an arena and you sell them to sponsors in pairs for a term of two years each then you only need to make 50 deals per year to sell out your inventory instead of 200 per year--thus, you have reduced your workload by 75%. If you can further increase the number of multi-year deals for pairs of signs you can do per annum then your sales will increase at an ever increasing rate-- that is non-linear selling.

by ProfBruce April 20, 2011