Quite Simply the Sexiest Man with the most Sensual Voice on this Planet.
Oh, Yeah, and also the lead vocalist of the 80's band, Duran Duran.
Oh, Yeah, and also the lead vocalist of the 80's band, Duran Duran.
It is my dream to fuck Simon LeBon while listening to *Hungry Like The Wolf*, in *Rio* on *Planet Earth* as my *Reflex* makes his pants *Come Undone* while *Saving a Prayer* for the *Wild Boys* during a *New Moon on Monday*. *Nortorious*......
by V August 2, 2004
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'Did you go to the sasmonger then, your cleavage is wicked'
'Yeah they've got and offer on mash'
'Sweet and Sexy!'
'Yeah they've got and offer on mash'
'Sweet and Sexy!'
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In a BEER30 interveiw, Nabz revealed to his co-host, about a guest he had once, that casually grabbed the cheek of his ass shamelessly, and then lightly tickled his anus with his ring finger. The shamelessness of the act, became known as the 'saigon tickle"
At the party, Robert moved next to Harold from accounting, and shamelessly administered the Saigon Tickle.
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Hey nana, look at that drunk guy passed out in the tub, you should give him a good old salmon bagging
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This will make you un-resistable to all women and are the most likely to be bought drinks all night.
This will make you un-resistable to all women and are the most likely to be bought drinks all night.
"Your Salmon is very well packed this evening"
"No money ... No problems... I'm a grade A Salmon Packer"
"No money ... No problems... I'm a grade A Salmon Packer"
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Dude: I just asked her out and got Simon Cowell’d.
Waiter: Would you like to try the squid, tonight?
Customer: That’s a no from me.
Waiter: Why does the squid always get Simon Cowell’d?
Waiter: Would you like to try the squid, tonight?
Customer: That’s a no from me.
Waiter: Why does the squid always get Simon Cowell’d?
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