sack of stupid

someone who is a complete and utter failure as a human being they tend to be; clumsy, slow, not very bright or what some people call touched in the head, you generally tend to ignore what these idiotic people say and try to avoid them at all costs

Guy 1: Man Joe is 12 lbs of stupid in a 2 lbs pail just look at him.
Guy 2: Yea he's one huge sack of stupid
Guy 1: Let's go grab a beer and make fun of him for the next half hour
Guy 2: Hell yea as long as your paying
Guy 1:(under breath) Get a job you cheap ass

by iridebikes:D June 28, 2007

sack dat

when one cannot be arsed (fuck it)

nah man, sack dat.
'are you going to sociology' 'sack dat!'

by DJroshni December 7, 2007

plow sack

A cheap or low class prostitute with no standards. As oposed to a high class prostitute.

Mike: Hey Dave you hear Steve hired a prostitute?

Dave: Yeah, I heard she was a bit of a plow sack.

by dave182 July 22, 2011

sack king

Football (American, not soccer) talk for an exceptional pass rusher, who can get by linemen and sack QBs

Terrell Suggs is a sack king

by MuscleCarFanboy December 14, 2008

sack crab

A person who follows you around, or invades your space therefore riding your "sack" or "nutsack".

Joeys little brother was hovering around like a little "sack crab"

by LexisMom09 April 13, 2009

Sack skid

When a man is taking a shot and the long turd breaks off, falls forward and smacks the ball sack. Leaving a skid mark.

Janice was miffed last night while she was blowing my junk and she said it was a little funky. It must have been from the sack skid I had earlier.

by J rock from the dirty E April 4, 2018

Sack War

It is when one man tries to break the other man's balls/ ballsack with his own. This is achieved by thrusting the sack at eachother for impact, this violent bloodsport was made famous by the world champion Tengis hailing from Mongolia.

Bob:"Dude that guy over there beat me in sack war."

Joe:"Whats that?"

Bob:"You dont wanna know."

by SACKWAR September 5, 2009