When taking a dump, a swamp monster is when you have diarrhea with the exception of one large turd. The turd then lurks beneath your brown-green diarrhea as a swamp monster would in a swamp.
guy one: dude i had a major swamp monster today!
guy two: nuh uh dude thats sick! did you name it?
guy one: yeah..shitzilla
guy two: nuh uh dude thats sick! did you name it?
guy one: yeah..shitzilla
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by samtheman4808 April 28, 2008
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by GiddyUpBaby February 17, 2010
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After an evening of dancing at the club on a hot summer night Darrell heads to the bathroom for a swamp check.
(in the unlikely event that he takes home a woman and gets lucky) He hopes to avoid any embarassment that could arise due to the swamp ass and funk that has accumulated in his crack and crotch.
(in the unlikely event that he takes home a woman and gets lucky) He hopes to avoid any embarassment that could arise due to the swamp ass and funk that has accumulated in his crack and crotch.
by m chen May 15, 2008
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Jess was outraged by Abigail's and Glenn's affair, and wanted the world to know that her husband was sleeping with a fat fuckin swamp donkey fuckin pig whore.
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