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scared toilet seat syndrome

medical, The emotional fellings of a toilet seat located in public ones home. The seat fears fat ass people, you know the ones that walk through the stores ie Wal-Mart whos butt or hips are the largest part of their body. The seat is paranoid of these people dropping their oversized underware to use the toilet. The fear comes from having to see these people pull their cheeks apart just before sitting down and then being confined in total darkness. That is not the worse part, then the toilet seat has to see the dirty ass, because to much skin was in the way while pooping and is now covered in feces.
The toilet seat wobbled with fear as fat ass Margret began to have a seat. After three or four times of experiencing this fear the toilet seat's doctor diagnosed the seat with " scared toilet seat syndrome"
by zeusking007 November 3, 2007
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scarecrow

1)a man with no smarts
2)a man looking for brain(blowjob, head, dome, etc.)
1-that nigga's a scarecrow
2-they call me the scarecrow, im always looking for some brain
by trent May 4, 2004
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Counter-scare

To scare someone who scared you to make them feel as scared and twice as guilty.
John popped out of no where with a mask on to try to scare me, so I counter-scared him by having a fake heart attack.
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Black Scare

The fear that Obama will turn America into a communist nation. Similar to "red scare."
Boy: Can you believe that people are calling Obama a commie?
Girl: Yep, it's just the start of the Black Scare.
by Sarahh Palin March 8, 2009
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'sare

Short for suisare. A party one is not invited to.
The neighbours are having another 'sare again. Don't those people work?
by quack March 10, 2005
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Saresa

That girl is such a Saresa.
by Sexii Mamii July 6, 2009
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Red Scare

n. When your girlfriend doesn't tell you that she has her period (or doesn't know)and you try to slide into third base hands first, resulting in red all over your hands and a horrified look on your face.
Jacob thought his date was going great, so he slid his hand south only to get hit with the Red Scare.
by Zellars03 January 4, 2008
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