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"Emo sucks" is a popular slogan spoken among the largly popular and happy, Un-emo, white, teen population. It was created as a response to the Emo counterculture that plagues the suburbs of the united states.
Hey emo kid, if you kill yourself now you might get a full page in the yearbook, EMO SUCKS!
emo sucks by Captain Aggro August 30, 2008
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that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow 

classification of a situation that is unpleasant. to say something is so bad there isn't anything vaguely good about it. a cloud with no silver lining.
edWord: for real though, he got herpes from that girl. messed up thing is he didnt even sleep with her...they were just spooning...

davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!

connecticut sucks 

it's true, just ask its residents.
Person A: Man Connecticut sucks, lets get the fuck out of here.
Person B: Yeah I know, I'm ashamed to have lived here most of my life.
Person C: My anus leaks just being in this state.

Austin Sucks 

austin just sucks. He touches me in class
Austin Sucks by Your Damn Mother October 28, 2019

zach sucks 

a day celebrated on june 28th of every year to celebrate the zachs that suck
“happy national zach sucks day man
zach sucks by jummybilly673 August 1, 2020

this website sucks 

When you're searching some unknown phrase your friend sent you on discord on urban dictionary and end up learning obsolete sex terms from the year 2000
Friend 1: hey have you watched monty python's flying circus?
Friend 2 (ud user): flying circus? Isn't that like some weird satanic sex act?
Friend 1: tf you talking about, i was talking about the show

Friend 2: yeah right

this website sucks

school fucking sucks dick 

fucking shit school and no one likes it lol
john- hey what's up school fucking sucks dick aye

doe- yea fuck school it can suck my fucking dick 😭😭