A stalling is performed in the following sequence...
1. Watch you boss or equivalent asshole walk in for his daily shit (may take a few days of surveillance work).
2. Wait two minutes (see surveillance)
3. Slowly open the restroom door and "off" the lights.
4. Quickly, kick in the stall door and proceed to throw three to four right-hooks to the SOB's jaw.
5. Continue the assault until the assailant is on the floor.
6. Wash your hands and leave...DO NOT turn on the lights.
He not know what or WHO hit him.
You will emotionally scar him/her at that most precious of private times...forever removing the ability to ever use a public facility again.
Further, your victim lives with the humiliation of waking up covered in his own piss and shit.
1. Watch you boss or equivalent asshole walk in for his daily shit (may take a few days of surveillance work).
2. Wait two minutes (see surveillance)
3. Slowly open the restroom door and "off" the lights.
4. Quickly, kick in the stall door and proceed to throw three to four right-hooks to the SOB's jaw.
5. Continue the assault until the assailant is on the floor.
6. Wash your hands and leave...DO NOT turn on the lights.
He not know what or WHO hit him.
You will emotionally scar him/her at that most precious of private times...forever removing the ability to ever use a public facility again.
Further, your victim lives with the humiliation of waking up covered in his own piss and shit.
I can't believe that that fuck only gave me a 5% raise. The day I quit, he's getting a stalling.
Jesus...you look and smell like shit....do you just get stalled?
Jesus...you look and smell like shit....do you just get stalled?
by The Alchemist April 5, 2006
Get the stalling mug.When in fishing, 'trolling' is where a fisher slowly meanders a lake with bait in the water hoping to attract a fish to bite. On the internet, one can go 'trolling for' some sort of response, or activity.
Sometimes you hit someone up for sex, and that's called trolling for dick.
Sometimes you hit someone up for sex, and that's called trolling for dick.
Bro 1 "Yo, the other night on Facebook some guy messaged me to play pool."
Bro 2 "Awww man, that's awesome, did you go? "
Bro 1 "Naw man, I didn't. Turns out he didn't wanna play pool after all, he gave me a bj because we was just trolling for dick."
Bro 2 "Awww man, that's awesome, did you go? "
Bro 1 "Naw man, I didn't. Turns out he didn't wanna play pool after all, he gave me a bj because we was just trolling for dick."
by Jamesknapper January 17, 2017
Get the trolling for mug.The act where a woman willfully, deliberately, and consensually entices or perpetrates sexual intercourse while employing an anti-rape device such as a vaginal dentata or Rape-axe condom, in order to harm, injure or punish the penetratee.
Woman: "I'm so hot... stick it in me now!"
Man: "Oh yeah *thrust* FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
later
Woman to friend: "I just finished pussy-trolling that jerk Bob. His cock was totally in shreds."
Man: "Oh yeah *thrust* FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
later
Woman to friend: "I just finished pussy-trolling that jerk Bob. His cock was totally in shreds."
by null2 June 22, 2010
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Get the Dad trolling mug.When a male has to masturbate more rapidly than usual because he knows that someone is coming home soon and he may not have much time to finish before interrupted. The act of "strobing it" is similar to the speed at which a strobe light flashes.
Pete's roommate called to tell him that he would be home in 5 minutes. Pete must begin strobing it at a higher rate of speed in order to avoid an awkward situation.
by Gylippus July 2, 2008
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Mormon: Yes?
Person: How do erasers work?
Mormon: Why are you trolling us?
Mormon: Yes?
Person: How do erasers work?
Mormon: Why are you trolling us?
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