corporate stiff

A career man or woman, a member or the rat race, someone whose life and personality are defined by work. Their temperament is the same at all times, and they are unable to turn their serious nature off and relax, hence the term 'stiff'.

Alex is sacrificing his life working ridiculous hours just to earn his obscene bonus every year, so that he can be wealthy in old age. But by age 40 he had become a corporate stiff, forever changed by years of drudgery that have made him unemotional and boring.

by Prophite January 26, 2009

table stiff

Nickname for Taylor Swift

Unseasoned BTS stan: Look how stiff Taylorr swift dances!
UnseasonedArmy: Yeah, that's why people called her table stiff.

by How convenient is that? January 17, 2021

A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis)

An always-stiff-penis. A penis of such small stature, it fails to have the length to hang down, hence, being always stiff.

Also known as, an Always Stiff "Peeper," rather than penis.

Example: I was changing in the locker room today with the guys, then I looked of at Tommy, an he was sporting a tiny dick, possibly an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).

Example: Dude, after I banged her, I took a cold shower, and came out. She threw off the towel because she wanted to give me head. She looked up and said, where'd it go? I must have an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).

by Leverett Thomas Holder November 8, 2009

a stiff drink

Typically a "stiff" drink contains less mixers than alcohol. As a result a stiff drink is generally stronger, or stronger tasting.

A Sex on the Beach cocktail for example has 1 part peach schnapps, 2 parts cranberry juice, and 2 parts orange juice to only 1 part vodka. That isn't a stiff drink, but a shot of whiskey straight would be.

by FurrowedBrow October 19, 2010

Jacked Stiff

1. Jacked Stiff = Basically Killed, Dead, Finito. If someone Jacks you stiff, your dead (or beat up really bad.)

2. "Jack Stiff" can also be used as a name for someone who is living such a reckless lifestyle that they will soon be dead.

3. Jack you stiff = can be a threat.

eg. 1. ..Dumb-ass was running with the Bulls in Pamplona and got Jacked Stiff.

eg. 2. Mikey: you heard about that fool that messed with Tiny?
Tommy: Yeah, that motherfucker got Jacked Stiff!

eg. 3. This is your last chance, you mess up this time and I'll Jack you stiff!

by FilmWordz September 12, 2010

so stiff

To acknowledge a quote, person or object that's aspiring or challenging without using a detailed description, to the extent of having an 'alleged' stiff member occur.

First Person:"What did you get for the exam last week?"
Second Person:"I got an A"

First Person: "So stiff"

Or,

First Person: "Did a lot of reps at the gym, just have a look at them"
Second Person: "Wow"
Third Person: "Challenge you to a push up contest ?"
First Person: "Yeah, i'll beat you, so stiff

by rob_boss_the_bard December 15, 2017

scared stiff

1. When you get so scared that you can't move at all.
2. When you get so scared that you pop a boner. This usually only happens when you are scared by an attractive member of the opposite sex.

A man jumped out from behind the brick wall and pointed a gun at my head. I couldn't run. I was scared stiff!

A hot woman in black leather boots, and with a whip in hand jumped out from behind a brick wall. I was scared stiff!!!

by The Masked and Caped Moncato July 15, 2008