by JBurke1017 December 27, 2019
"wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"
by Nick Meyer. April 02, 2008
Robbie C Jones, Bats 9 Bearly bowls as a 7th former in a young team. Used to have promise but that is long gone due to him being whipped to the miss for over a year now. Gets called down to training as VC and bowls 3 balls in 3 hours and doesn't bat but is still happy to command the troupes in the field due to his love affair with the old and wise.
by RCJ,GB February 02, 2021
come on guys, let's go. no babes in here, just stiff pricks and beer. i'm going home to jerk off again!
by burbman1969 November 01, 2020
When you are playing a game of football (American) and accidentally stiff arm a female player in her chest region.
by FrankTheLank November 15, 2017
A very strong mixed drink
by Bummerdude March 03, 2018
When a man's penis is erect during an important social function, causing great awkwardness and discomfort.
The man will then justify is awkward behavior in some far fetched way.
The man will then justify is awkward behavior in some far fetched way.
Person 1: Is anything ze matter, Sir Hilary?
Person 2: Just a slight stiffness coming on, due to the altitude, no doubt.
Person 2: Just a slight stiffness coming on, due to the altitude, no doubt.
by Harder, daddy February 20, 2018