Stiff Upper Lip

When you are completely smashed and cannot see a damn thing with a mouth full of snuff.

What's up brother! I got me a stiff upper lip!!!

by JBurke1017 December 26, 2019

as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night

a common phrase used when describing an extremely rigid erection.

"wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"

by Nick Meyer. April 1, 2008

No stiffs, glans, or butts

Humorous parody-phrase to mean dat da speaker wishes to keep a relationship platonic.

Alternative phrases for da "No stiffs, glans, or butts" saying could be either, "No orifs i.e., "orifices", as in coochies, mouths, or rectums, glands i.e., genitals that excrete fluids, such as boobs, cocks, or balls, or butts", or "No quifs slang for "queefs", or vaginal gas-expulsions during sex, glans, or butts".

by QuacksO November 27, 2021

Stiff

A dickish person that likes pissing people off

Shut up you lil Stiff

by Filaislife November 29, 2015

stiff dylan

hard dick

hey man if u keep flashing ur tits at me im gonna get a stiff dylan...

by Boobz34 August 16, 2022

stiff

To be stiff is to not let things slide, and to keep things 100 percent all the time. Getting straight to the point not idling around

If niggas gone keep playing like I’m soft ima be that hoe ass nigga y’all scared of, if y’all want me to act stiff I’ll act stiff bro ain’t shit bout slide round me

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Stiff

My dance partner and I in the quince💀

Nah he can’t dance, he’s stiff.

by Curlynailbug June 17, 2022