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Sharted Mah Skimmies

When you force a fart and receive a little suprise in your britches.
My britches didnt stand a chance when I sharted mah skimmies.
by Silverback757 October 21, 2011
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Jack Sharted

The physical act of when your Jack Russell Terrier is running around like a spaz farting and shitting while she's running. This act, while very comical can cause shit to fly every where including but not limited to carpet, doors, ceilings and some household appliances.
I have to get off the phone, Molly just "Jack Sharted" all over the place and I need to contact Molly Maid ASAP!
by Tracyusa August 18, 2010
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Fire starter

The act of giving a handjob without any lubrication.
She gave me a fire starter last night because we were both tired AF. Now my dick has a Indian rug burn.
by scs_4 March 12, 2015
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animation meme stan starter pack

-Ending sentences in dashes like gUy, yOU-..
-Using "beginner artist" as an excuse to defend really sexual and obnoxious animation memes
-Overuse of "don't spread hate" and 3>
-love saying teehee or uwu

-has a genshin impact or anime or furry or a drawn pfp
-Loves to argue with everyone and make shitty takes and cant handle any form of criticism for shit.
-They expect everyone to agree with them.
-if they use exclamation marks there will be a 1 in there like xd omg !!!!111!!!1!!11!1
-using cliche comebacks like "didn't ask or don't care or touch grass or get a life"
- i r o n y
rabid fan: XD UWUWUWUWU animation meemes :DDDD !!!!!!!!11111!!11!!!
everyone else: moai unapproved this is one of the people in the animation meme stan starter pack
by Lolorator360 December 4, 2021
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Devvo'stated

To be Devvo'stated, A state of devvo(ness), also, Devvo'd
To be in a state of mind similar to that of fat-pie.com star - Devvo

Oh m8, I was fuckin... an I... uh... fuckin... m8, I'm fuckin... ... Devvo'stated... ugh...!

That poor bugga' was in the most frightful state of Devvoness

Woa, he looks well Devvo'
Oh' m8, I was fuckin... an I... uh... fuckin... m8, I'm fuckin... ... Devvo'stated... ugh...!

That poor bugga' was in the most frightful state of Devvoness

Woa, he looks well Devvo'd
by Buck April 26, 2005
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Sharted

by DeltaStorm Raines August 7, 2013
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Starter penis

The tiny penis you were born with. It will eventually fall off when your adult penis finally grows in. For some men, this takes a lot longer.
I laughed when Don got naked, ready to fuck me. He still has his starter penis.
by dketb October 27, 2018
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