wrinkly starfish

(n) A vuglar and discreet way to refer to one's anus, generally in a negative context.

Sam: Please stop swearing. There are children present.

Herschel: Bite my wrinkly starfish.

by toddwagonwheel November 27, 2016

Smooching starfish

The act of sizzoring someone, but by touching b holes together.

As a gay couple, Fred and Sinley enjoy the smooching starfish before getting their fuck on.

by David...W January 11, 2017

Starfish kiss

When two people touch their b-holes together.

John wanted to starfish kiss Jane

by Sank the tank August 4, 2019

Custard starfish

When a male ejaculates on an asshole

I pulled out gave her a custard starfish

by w( . Y . )dy May 17, 2018

yodeling starfish

An unwashed anus passing wind

Rupert was horrified when he went to eat Mary out at being greeted by a yodeling starfish just centimeters from his face

by Loopydave February 12, 2020

broke starfish

A woman who brings nothing to the table and expects to be treated like a queen. No job, lazy sex. A drain on a good man.

I could have been CEO by now, if I hadn’t wasted so much time with that broke starfish.

by Saahmei November 15, 2020

Panama starfish

when a man is having doggy style sex with a women and flicks her butt hole till her hemorrhoids flare up then inserts his penis

man thought she wanted to go easy last night but she made me give her a Panama starfish

by dubyah19 August 20, 2020