crushed starfish

the anus, bunghole

yo, I had my thumb rubbin' on her crushed starfish.

by Lemur47 October 20, 2003

printing starfishes

when someone sits their asshole onto a printer and makes copies.

Today at work I was printing starfishes would you like a copy.

by Rbomb04 November 14, 2014

mocha starfish

Mocha starfish- a) a nutty and chocolatey frappe with extra whip and a sugar rim,
Or b) a persons feces rimmed anus which is about to be violated by Big John

That common thinks a Mocha starfish is from the coffee house, but Big John is about to show her how to rock down on her mocha starfish.

by Skygirl130 January 26, 2018

Blonde starfish

A bleached asshole.

Kyle got a blonde starfish to prepare for the porn he was shooting.

by JAKIL June 7, 2016

Starfish kiss

When two people touch their b-holes together.

John wanted to starfish kiss Jane

by Sank the tank August 4, 2019

broke starfish

A woman who brings nothing to the table and expects to be treated like a queen. No job, lazy sex. A drain on a good man.

I could have been CEO by now, if I hadn’t wasted so much time with that broke starfish.

by Saahmei November 15, 2020

pillow starfish

A girl who does no work during sex, and hugs on to the pillow backwards, like a star fish in a tank.

We were doing missionary the entire time, she's just a pillow starfish.

by Victoriatree July 21, 2016