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sanding wood

The act of inserting a penis into an excessively arid vagina, resulting in a generally uncomfortable experience for the male nether regions.
Man, Mike must have been sanding wood last night. You should have seen the friction burn on his Johnson!
by VitaPeachHealthLog March 17, 2011
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Shanding

Adj. To tap or rap (with your fingers or a pen, for example) repetitively on a desk, keyboard or other solid object. Done in order to cause annoyance to other people close by to you, especially at work or school where you need to concentrate. Invariably perpetrated by people who think it's cool to do so, along with other annoying habits such as pen clicking.
*tap tap tappity-tap, tap tap tappity tap...*
"I wish that tool would stop shanding! He knows all the desks are bolted together! I can't concentrate for him constantly shanding."

*rap rap-rap rap, rap rap-rap rap...*
"Dude, I really need to concentrate on this customers' order. Please, for the love of God, stop shanding"
by Dirtcreature X1 April 29, 2014
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Stanning

'I'm stanning tonight'
'Does anyone want to join me for a session of stanning?'
by randy standy mandy andy February 9, 2014
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StandingRoomOnly

Generation Ministries drama team. We focus on developing future directors and drama ministry leaders as well as actors, drama/script writers. Generation Ministries is a youth ministry based out of New Covenant Church in Humble, Texas that focuses on the five fold ministry and true discipleship. We will change our community. We will change our world. "We Are The Future...And The Future Is Now"
Did you see StandingRoomOnly perform "The Masquerade" last night at church?
by shotgunpretty December 29, 2007
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StandingJessie'

While ima stand with my hips forward; Jessie' bends over to touch her toes & stretch out; My Jimmys' up her Uterus as she pulls out in an upward motion♡
Felt like StandingJessie'
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Standingwater

👅👅👅👅me to his booty. The wind spoke through the trees and decided his name. He likes shoving Kai’s “thing” down his wet tunnel
Prepare Standingwater
by Hhhgsgeh May 9, 2025
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Sanding alabaster in bed

She's a master, its like she's sanding alabaster in bed and I'm the sculpture.
by MsSaskatchewan February 22, 2013
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