spit in a sock

A term referring to masturbation, usually in a derogatory manner. Refers to the male practice of jerking off in a sock.

Woman with a headache: "Oh, go spit in a sock!"

by Dilbert C March 7, 2010

spit sisters

a gender neutral group of epic people on twitter

me: hey have you heard of the spit sisters?
random person: yes they’re very swag

by siennaisbetterthankyah March 24, 2021

spit-lube jack-off

A spit-lube jack-off is a masturbation session that a guy gives himself using his own saliva for lube if he's circumcised and out of his favorite lubricant.

Since I'm cut high & tight, when I'm out of Sliquid, I just have a spit-lube jack-off!

by USAF Cadet March 29, 2021

spit fuck

Where two men make love to one woman at the same time, using two different orifices - like a pig on a spit.

Barry and Frederick spit fucked Anthea for her 12th birthday

by KORG April 4, 2004

spit hit

Noun: the last little bit of the liquid in a {beer} bottle. The last warm bit. Very unpleasant tasting and foamy, hence the name.

Thanks so much for giving me the spit hit. Next time can you give me a beer that's just been opened?

by cartoonmayhem April 30, 2006

Spit me out

Spit me out is a term commonly used when someone tries to roast you out of nowhere and you're not in the mood

Rhien: Boiii keep looking at me and I'll knock the highlights out your hair girl

Kim: Spit me out yo I ain't for it

by MamiiiMysterious April 24, 2017

Spit bath

Used in old days for a sponge bath when incapacitated, or no running water was available.

He had to take spit baths while recuperating from a broken leg.

by Granny Lin August 14, 2018