Soggy potato

a person who is lacklustre in responding to emails, text messages, or basic conversation

Shannon, why did you respond to my paragraph-long email with an "lol". You're such a soggy potato!

by GrammarNazi2013 February 19, 2013

Soggy Nixon

A sexual maneuver that will require a minimum of 1 (one) male participant(s). This maneuver will require a male to take a huge dookie on the concave portion of the opposite participant's torso. This is followed by a piss and a fresh load in the same portion of the torso. This must be then stirred by an erect phallus. There are also many variations of the Nixon. Examples are: Nixon's Last Breath, Nixon's Last Stand, The Red Nixon (not recommended,) Nixon Does America, Nixon On The Rocks, and The Nixon Casserole.

After I fucked that bitch she was talking kinky. So I performed the Soggy Nixon on the concave portion of that hoe's torso.

by S&R Breweries Ltd. July 12, 2006

Soggy Muffin

A group of bored and unmotivated men that sit around a arousing muffin and continue to masturbate until they ejaculate onto the muffin and the last contestant to orgasm on this creamy muffin has to eat it.

Joe, Mark, Jim, and I were bored one winter day so we decided to play soggy muffin which ended in Joe puking up all of his pride.

by MatNOTmatt December 20, 2012

Soggy

Disgusting, horrid, horrible, bad, and ugly.

Damn girl, you're soggy!

by noellesaninja October 19, 2012

soggy crackers

A game usually played at a party or in the locker room. A group of guys encircle a cracker or pile of crushed crackers (usually saltines) and ejaculate on it. The one who cums last or cums the least has to eat the soggy crackers.

Whenever I play soggy crackers, all I can think about is your mom, so I end up having to eat the pile, with a spoon.

by Calvin Hobbes September 16, 2006

soggy lightning bolt

male ejaculate, from the zig zag pattern ejaculate takes, once it leaves the penis

"this girl she was goin down on me,
she was really good so i hit her with a thunderstorm of soggy lightning bolts

by bigEnotorEus, C-bizzle November 17, 2003

soggy slushy

during sex on a mountian the male places penis into the snow and shoves it back in the womens vagina causing extreme pain and discomfort

DUUUDE I gave that chick a soggy slushy last time we went to the mountians

by drew4329859432 December 21, 2008