Child Snatcher

a soul entity discized as a wooden chair that its only purpose in this reality is to lure and confine childern to be scrambled and ingested into the entity to reproduce and create exact coipes of itself. This entity will only exist in you lonesome reality once you learn of its exact intent which I have stated in the past paragraph.

Child: Mum, why is there a chair sitting outside my window?

Mother: Son we need to go now it could be the Child Snatcher

Son: What's that?

Mother: No time to explain we need to go now.

by you must run chilld run now April 25, 2023

manhood snatcher

A man, who by his actions against other men, steals the essence of what defines those men as men.

I tell you man, Lincoln is a manhood snatcher. He just grabbed Tim’s air conditioner like it was his own. The man didn’t just take his cold air, he snatched his fucking manhood bro!!!

by Macktown February 21, 2021

african weave snatcher

A term used in placement of an offensive name when referring to someone who is “pulling at your hair” or therefore, getting on your nerves. Most commonly used by people of African origin.

1. Stop being an African weave snatcher, you annoying twit.
2. You’re such an African weave snatcher, you know. You get under my skin.

by suresandy April 22, 2018