smaak

An afrikaans word meaning taste or crave. More commonly used as a slang word meaning to be attracted to or having feelings of desire for another person. To have a crush on someone or be horny.

Cyril: Yes like it Ethel, I smaak you with a passion hey!!
Ethel: Put that sausage away!! I got a headache tonight!

Koos: Boet, I smaak a lekker big steak now!!
Fanie: Ja, you always such a vraat!

by Serpent Tongue September 1, 2006

SmarterChild

A now deactivated AIM bot. Used to be a great way to waste time. Does nothing but tell you to watch some cool videos now.

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by Chasem_Gasm May 7, 2009

smad

being simultaneously sad and mad.

when my boyfriend cheated on me i was sad and mad. I was smad!

by Kyle.Harlow March 22, 2010

google smart

Having the appearance of being knowledgable in a panoply of subjects when in fact one is merely interweb search proficient

Zack seemed to know something about everything while chatting online but in person it's obvious he is an arrogant dullard. google smarts don't stick. If he really was smart he would text via xmpp; only an idiot sends text via sms

by Hellion Shores January 12, 2013

Ecuadorian Small

Like calling a 6'8 350lb guy tinny" Ecuadorian Small "is a play on the opposite (Most ecuadorian men being quite well endowed, some monstrously so Avg. Dick size 7.5 to 9 & above)

Ya he was small,Ecuadorian Small when he slipped his under where off his cock nearly hit the damn floor

Next time you set me up with a guy make sure he's ether normal sized or small NOT ECUADORIAN SMALL!!!couldn't sit or walk right for weeks.

by Basa July 25, 2012

Smashing papas

Is a slang term for sexual intercourse.

Hey Jake did you smash papas with that girl last night?

Whats all that noise?its probly Jose and Jan smashing papas in the room again.

by Barbarian89 May 10, 2010

smaj

A minorly popular card game with confusing rules for every card value. Essentially, it is a form of Uno, but with even more rules. Variations include: "Go Smaj" (or SMAJFish), "SpitSMAJ" and "SMAJSevens"

"Do you want to play SMAJ?"

"Yes, it's a very fun game."

by Marti Phat Hands Jnr March 3, 2010