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sucking my own dick

When one promotes themselves repeatedly in conversation and argument. Almost synonymous with bragging, but sucking your own dick is a more humble way to admit it.
J: We should do the bowl skit for the show.
S: No, that's not a good idea. I know I'm sucking my own dick here but my ideas have been consistently better and I think we should do my idea instead of yours.
by chubop October 3, 2016
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fucking dog sucking bitch

Some thing you say to some one when they kill you in a game
*dies in game* OH MY FUCKING GOD HE IS A FUCKING DOG SUCKING BITCH
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sucking guff

The art of positioning one's self to enable the ability to draw air into the anus with the intention of having a fart marathon....
martyn took his favourite postion of hanging off the bed with his arse in the air ready for the sucking guff marathon. You could hear his anus open and draw air inside before he let off a volley of anal bangs.
by kez the wez August 22, 2009
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Mother-Fucking Tity-Sucking Two-Balled Bitch

What your Boss yells out she gets upset or pissed off!!!
That Mother-Fucking Tity-Sucking Two-Balled Bitch took my damn chocolate!!!
by Jblazer123 May 4, 2016
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Sucking of the Penis

It is when a Female(if gay a male or if u are very flexable) places his lips around the male reproductive organ, Penis(aka Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger) and bounces up and down performing a blowjob
Sucking a dick
I need ur Jizz
What are you doing u little devilish creature mroe more more
by I can see you Dopp January 8, 2005
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Shlucking

Rebecca decided to have a good shlucking to a picture of James and her grandad.
by TheRealFlopadomp April 12, 2016
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Sucking Bag

A derogatory term/exclamation, for an object, person or situation, in which the popular term of "sucking dick" is insufficient.
"fuck me!, listening to that cunt prattle on about all that shit "sucked bag". "Bieber "sucks the bag" "Darling, please stop "sucking bag", and concentrate on my cock so I can pump this massive hot load of hot jizz down your slovenly throat"
by Homer Sectual May 3, 2016
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