slackeriness

the act of being slackery.

"I forgot to."
"It's the vodka."
"What's the vodka?"
Your slackeriness!"

by Fizzy77 December 14, 2009

slackacardia

A condition in which math students begin to show signs of slowing mental effort. The decline in brain activity is often accompanied by a diminishing work effort even though the expectation of a good grade remains high. Slackacardia is terminal and must be treated with relative quickness. Long term effects include chronic bad grammar, prolonged employment in fast food restaurants, and an increasing desire to live in the Midwest.

Early onset Slackacardia can have subtle symptoms that are indiscernible to the afflicted student. An increased level of texting during classtime is usually the first indication that the sickness is beginning. Soon students will turn incomplete assignments or stop doing work altogether. As the disease progresses they will accuse the teacher of losing their work, may stop attending class altogether, or make pathetic last minute efforts to complete several weeks of work in an hour or two (usually on the afternoon when term grades are being determined).

She thought texting her friends during class was harmless. It wasn't until she received an F in 3 classes that she realized she'd come down with Slackacardia.

by Noah Laughingmatter January 27, 2014

slackerbagging

When you're too poor to afford more than one sleeping bag so you have to share it with all your bros.

"I don't get my paycheck until next week, so we were slackerbagging in my only sleeping bag at my super manly pajamas party last night ."

by NitzoDiTotzo July 25, 2016

Radio Slack

An alternative name for Radio Shack.

I gotta go to Radio Slack to buy some LED's.

by Skumpdalump May 12, 2006

Total Slacker

1. A slacker who has the extraordinary ability to procrastinate the most simple of tasks and do a below average job on important assignments; usually a college student who is entering second year in college with the credits of a freshman

2. In china it is called a Szeto
3 .In Japan it is called a Kodama
4. When in presence of a jew it is refered to as a Kaufman

1. Phill: Hey Ryo! Have you studied for the bio test yet?
Respone: Oh shit! We have a bio test? I haven't gone to class or done any of the homework, you think I will be alright?
Phill: dude, your a total slacker
Ryo: shut the fuck up

2. Your a god damn Szeto you lazy son of a bitch!
3. Who the fuck do you think you are never doing any of your shit your a fucking Kodama! Your never going to graduate
4. God damn man! You never do any of your work! You’re a god damn kaufman!

by Phillip Kaufman June 14, 2006

power slack

v. to slack off in an efficient manner

Luckily, my work didn't interfere with my power slacking today.

by root88 October 18, 2008

slacktivity

Engaging in lazy or fun activities in a purposeful way.

My Christmas break slacktivity will be watching every Scorsese film in chronological order.

by CharlieFatCat December 9, 2013