John Sitto

A greasy ass nigga who flexes with fake shit in hopes that it'll make him popular or get him laid. He steals his friends credit cards and only smokes weed so he can hang out with people.

Ay that hoe john sitto was flexing with his fake gucci belt and said that madison sucked his dick, what a lie

by Literally everyone at Woodbrid January 27, 2018

e-sitting

Watching children through a phone or computer because everyone has more important things to do.

I’ll be e-sitting the neighbor’s kids via Skype tonight during the playoffs

by Exlax330 June 13, 2018

line sitter

a professional who stands in queue so that their client can conveniently get into a big event or restaurant

“i paid a line sitter $30/hour so i could get the best deals on Black Friday”

by yes juanito yes November 21, 2018

Dick sittin

The act of a girl strattling a man and having his dick in her but no up or down motion. Likely just having conversation while drinking beer in a public setting.

Babe no I didn’t cheat on you with Adrian. We were just dick sittin last night.

by Papa Jon April 25, 2019

Shifter sitter

When a male or female sits on a gear shifter in a car & has an intense orgasm. The shifter may be inserted into the vagina or anus.

I went to use my car this morning & my gear shifter was all sticky, must’ve had another shifter sitter last night.

by Doctor Doug August 14, 2019

Donkey sitter

Donkey sitter is actually a person who is a fence sitter but suddenly decides to take a stupid stand at the 11th hour unwittingly, which is uncalled for.

Vernon was a donkey sitter in the Micheal and Denzil controversy

by Nixwin October 15, 2020

guy sitting in front of me

idk to just describe the guy sitting in front of me

"this guy sitting in front of me is kinda cute"
"eww no, he stinks!"

by kaneto juusei liker February 13, 2023