Shat Roulette

shat-roo-let

A game of chance played in your underpants with only two outcomes.

Outcome #1. Gas

Outcome #2. Shit Soup

Paul: "I have to fart bad but I'm playing Shat Roulette right now!"

Murk: "$20 bucks on Shit Soup!"

by lancetightpants November 13, 2011

shat the bed

a slang phrase that is often used to mean 'woke up early', the reasoning being that if you shat the bed you would get out of it asap.

-'shat the bed'?
-'nah couldnt sleep'

by Lucys_Drowning October 20, 2008

shat on a turtle.

to have defacated, past tense of "shit", "shat my pants": to indicate surprise. This isn't slang, it is the actual grammatically correct past tense of shit.

it scared me so bad i nearly shat on a turtle...

by jaybiam July 6, 2011

shat bandit

i crazy diluted person who goes on treasure hunts but accidentely steals peoples shit right out of ther assholes. Usually mentally retarded.

the shat bandit was running around town and stealing peoples shit

by alex the tweek18 March 20, 2003

Shat bon queet

a ghetto term use for people who steals 50 cent "not the rapper" and go to the laundry mat to buy a condom and end up having sex with your cousin. When you wake up this is the term you will use.

Shat bon queet biotch!

by MaNNY RaYY December 5, 2004

shat on yo mama's black face

1.)An insult usually following nigga please

2.)What you say to your friend instead of doing your mom

"That girl just shat on yo mama's black face!"

by JoHn_KaYlOr October 9, 2011

shat pant

Pants that have been shat in. Usually given as a gift.

Thank you for the beautiful pare of shat pants. That are the finest pare I have seen!

by hotkoreanbabysandwiches May 15, 2016